Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

We've already done that line
That's Ruthion - been on the wine

[GrannyMac]

It's supposed to be sunny later today
Will it rain on my washing? It may
It's windy so I'll hang it out
At least it will get blown about
As long as it doesn't get blown away

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We've already done that line
That's Ruthio - been on the wine 🍷
So Klondike's started this anew
Meaning not one limerick, but two
I think that's a bonus, not a crime!

[klondike]

T'was Mups who really started two
Which to follow I had no clue
Mac then set us right
It's she who was so bright
What comes next? I'm in a stew

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The Vicar preached; Jill nodded off
Jack tried to wake her with a cough

[Mups]

The Vicar preached; Jill nodded off
Jack tried to wake her with a cough 
He gave her a nudge
But she wouldn't budge

[Ruthio]

The Vicar preached; Jill nodded off
Jack tried to wake her with a cough 
He gave her a nudge
But she wouldn't budge
And so he decided he'd had quite enough 

[Scrumpy]

People gathered to say goodbye to Ted
He was off on a trip around the Med

[GrannyMac]

People gathered to say goodbye to Ted
He was off on a trip around the Med
A luxury cruise to pastures new
With lovely food, attentive crew

[klondike]

People gathered to say goodbye to Ted
He was off on a trip around the Med
A luxury cruise to pastures new
With lovely food, attentive crew
Best of all well away from Fred

[Mups]

When everyone was on the cruiser
Ted made his way straight to the boozer

[Ruthio]

When everyone was on the cruiser
Ted made his way straight to the boozer
He downed a few whiskeys 

[Mups]

When everyone was on the cruiser
Ted made his way straight to the boozer
He downed a few whiskeys 
Then felt a bit frisky

[klondike]

When everyone was on the cruiser
Ted made his way straight to the boozer
He downed a few whiskeys
Then felt a bit frisky
But his inability rise made him a loser

[Alex]

A grubby old man from Kuwait
Went on line to find a young date

[Mups]

A grubby old man from Kuwait
Went on line to find a young date 
But no ladies replied - 
They knew he had lied
And he was really one hundred & eight!