Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

A handsome young man from Deal
Burped loudly after having a meal
His date raised her eyes 
And gasped in surprise

[GrannyMac]

A handsome young man from Deal
Burped loudly after having a meal
His date raised her eyes
And gasped in surprise
As the force of the burp made her reel!

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Maisie loved music and song
To a choir she hoped to belong

[Mups]

Maisie loved music and song
To a choir she hoped to belong
She sang day and night
Warbled with all her might
And hoped to sing to a throng.


While taking his dog for a walk
Len was stopped by a lady to talk

[GrannyMac]

While taking his dog for a walk
Len was stopped by a lady to talk
The lady was yappy
Len's dog got quite snappy

[Mups]

While taking his dog for a walk
Len was stopped by a lady to talk
The lady was yappy
Len's dog got quite snappy 
When a bird poo'd on it with a squawk.


When Joan asked the Vicar to tea

[klondike]

When Joan asked the Vicar to tea
She didn't expect a visit from me
The randy old sod
Claimed a grapevine to god

[Scrumpy]

When Joan asked the vicar to tea
She didn't expect a visit from me
The randy old sod
Claimed a grapevine to God
And we all got pissed as could be

[klondike]

Time for Jen to go to the shop
Maybe Aldi or perhaps the CoOp

[GrannyMac]

Time for Jen to go to the shop
Maybe Aldi or perhaps the CoOp
Or might it be Lidl?
But she's not buying a fiddle
She only wanted some pop.

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On Sundays Sue went to church to pray

[klondike]

On Sundays Sue went to church to pray
Repenting her fun from Saturday

[Scrumpy]

On Sundays Sue went to church to pray
Repenting her fun from Saturday
With the vicar, palms pressed tight
He'd been her partner Saturday night

[klondike]

On Sundays Sue went to church to pray
Repenting her fun from Saturday
With the vicar, palms pressed tight
He'd been her partner Saturday night
While the village thought he was gay

It supposed to be sunny later today

[Mups]

It supposed to be sunny later today 
Will it rain on my washing - it may

[Ruthio]

It supposed to be sunny later today
Are you hoping to make hay?!

[Mups]

You've done it again Ruthio!   
We've already done that line.