Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Ken's trews are now far too tight
Pulling them on is a daily fight
Oh dear a seam has split
Ken looks a proper twit

[Ruthio]

Ken's trews are now far too tight
Pulling them on is a daily fight
Oh dear a seam has split
Ken looks a proper twit
Better turn out the light!

[Alex]

There was an old boy from Kent
Whose nose was decidedly bent

[Mups]

There was an old boy from Kent
Whose nose was decidedly bent 
It turned left at the tip
And dripped on his top lip

[GrannyMac]

There was an old boy from Kent
Whose nose was decidedly bent
It turned left at the tip
And dripped on his top lip
But like a bloodhound he picked up a scent. 

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An old girl from Cheshire named Lou

[klondike]

An old girl from Cheshire named Lou
Was having trouble trying to chew

[GrannyMac]

An old girl from Cheshire named Lou
Was having trouble trying to chew
A tough piece of beef
So she took out her teeth
And sucked it til it became stew

     

[Mups]

Peter loved his Bran flakes
Even gave up eating his cakes
He'd eat them all day

[klondike]

Peter loved his Bran flakes
Even gave up eating his cakes
He'd eat them all day
Like a cow chomping hay

[Mups]

Peter loved his Bran flakes
Even gave up eating his cakes
He'd eat them all day
Like a cow chomping hay 
No wonder his tummy did ache.


Ted wanted to get some new shoes
But wherever he went there were queues

[klondike]

Ted wanted to get some new shoes
But wherever he went there were queues
Everywhere a special sale

[Mups]

Ted wanted to get some new shoes
But wherever he went there were queues
Everywhere a special sale 
So he went instead, for a pint of Ale

[Alex]

Ted wanted to get some new shoes
But wherever he went there were queues
Everywhere a special sale
So he went instead, for a pint of Ale
Guaranteed to chase off his blues


A handsome young man from Deal

[Scrumpy]

A handsome young man from Deal
Burped loudly after having a meal

[Alex]

A handsome young man from Deal
Burped loudly after having a meal
His date raised her eyes