Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

There once was an annoying fellow
If you said green, he'd say yellow
He drove us mad
It was so bad

[Alex]

There once was an annoying fellow
If you said green, he'd say yellow
He drove us mad
It was so bad
We covered his head with a pillow

[GrannyMac]

There was an old lady called Bet
Who took her pet snake to the vet

[Mups]

There was an old lady called Bet
Who took her pet snake to the vet
'He keeps spitting at me -
And my house mate Vee'

[klondike]

There was an old lady called Bet
Who took her pet snake to the vet
'He keeps spitting at me -
And my house mate Vee
But at least hasn't bitten anyone yet

Annie dropped by for tea and a bickie
I gave her one than had gone a bit sticky

[Ruthio]

Annie dropped by for tea and a bickie
I gave her one that had gone a bit sticky
She made such a fuss

[Dextrous63]

Annie dropped by for tea and a bickie
I gave her one that had gone a bit sticky
She made such a fuss
And did swear and did cuss
So I told her to stop being so picky.

Annie the walked off in a huff

[Ruthio]

Annie then walked off in a huff
So I decided I'd had quite enough

[Mups]

Annie then walked off in a huff
So I decided I'd had quite enough
Then  Fred ate all the cake
Which I'd had to bake

[Alex]

Annie then walked off in a huff
So I decided I'd had quite enough
Then  Fred ate all the cake
Which I'd had to bake
Everyone feeling quite rough

[GrannyMac]

Bob decided to go on a diet
An egg poached or baked, he won't fry it
No biscuits or bread

[Mups]

Bob decided to go on a diet
An egg poached or baked, he won't fry it
No biscuits or bread
No Pub -  bedtime instead

[GrannyMac]

Bob decided to go on a diet
An egg poached or baked, he won't fry it
No biscuits or bread
No Pub -  bedtime instead
He suggested his mate, Ken, should try it.

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Ken was a pretty big bloke
He thought Bob's regime was a joke

[klondike]

Ken was a pretty big bloke
He thought Bob's regime was a joke
He loved unhealthy stuff
Any diet far too tough
Always swigging full fat coke

Ken's trews are now far too tight

[Mups]

Ken's trews are now far too tight 
Pulling them on is a daily fight