Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

While  Percy sat eating his toast
He suddenly fancied a day at the coast
So he hopped in his car
Southend wasn't far

[Scrumpy]

While Percy sat eating his toast
He suddenly fancied a day at the coast
So he hopped in his car
Southend wasn't far
In fact it was just up the road

[Ruthio]

First off he had a ride in the cable car 🚡 

[Mups]

First off he had a ride in the cable car
He went so high,  he could see far

[GrannyMac]

First off he had a ride in the cable car
He went so high,  he could see far
Across the sea to a distant land

[Ruthio]

First off he had a ride in the cable car
He went so high,  he could see far
Across the sea to a distant land
With terrain so grand

[Mups]

First off he had a ride in the cable car
He went so high,  he could see far
Across the sea to a distant land
With terrain so grand
It really was quite bazarre.


Next he went for a paddle in the sea
The water was warm, and so was he

[klondike]

Next he went for a paddle in the sea
The water was warm, and so was he
All was well til a wave came along
Bringing in something that didn't half pong

[GrannyMac]

Next he went for a paddle in the sea
The water was warm, and so was he
All was well til a wave came along
Bringing in something that didn't half pong
A dead fish? He couldn't quite see.

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Then Percy went to the fish and chip shop
For a battered sausage and a can of pop

[klondike]

Then Percy went to the fish and chip shop
For a battered sausage and a can of pop
Then poor Percy dropped a clanger
A gull swooped and pinched his banger
The gull sure had caught him on the hop

[Ruthio]

Today it's going to be hotter than ever 🌞 

[klondike]

Today it's going to be hotter than ever 🌞
Going out at noon is none too clever
Best not to risk heatstroke
For fear you croak

[Mups]

Today it's going to be hotter than ever 🌞
Going out at noon is none too clever
Best not to risk heatstroke
For fear you croak
For you don't want that - never.



The men competed with the heaviest weight
Grunting and groaning  they lifted till late
With bulging muscles and hairy chests

[GrannyMac]

The men competed with the heaviest weight
Grunting and groaning  they lifted till late
With bulging muscles and hairy chests
Wearing little, just pants and vests

[klondike]

The men competed with the heaviest weight
Grunting and groaning  they lifted till late
With bulging muscles and hairy chests
Wearing little, just pants and vests
The hairiest asked Ethel out on a date

He was a plumber name of Jim
Lots of muscle but pretty dim