Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

One bright sunny day in Gwent
Taff noticed his flag pole was bent
He went to the doctor for help

[GrannyMac]

One bright sunny day in Gwent
Taff noticed his flag pole was bent
He went to the doctor for help
And let out a very loud yelp

[Scrumpy]

One bright sunny day in Gwent
Taff noticed his flag pole was bent
He went to the doctor for help
And let out a very large yelp
When to the top of the pole the flag went

[Mups]

When Alice went to Bingo one night

[Alex]

When Alice went to Bingo one night
She sat next to Bill and had an awful fright

[Scrumpy]

When Alice went to Bingo one night
She sat next to Bill and had an awful fright
When the caller said eleven Bill touched her leg

[Mups]

When Alice went to Bingo one night
She sat next to Bill and had an awful fright
When the caller said eleven Bill touched her leg 
As he leaned in, he smelled of bad eggs

[klondike]

When Alice went to Bingo one night
She sat next to Bill and had an awful fright
When the caller said eleven Bill touched her leg
As he leaned in, he smelled of bad eggs
But was it eggs? Or was it [censored]

[Mups]

While Keith was sunbathing on the Pier

[klondike]

While Keith was sunbathing on the Pier
He gasped in shock and came over queer

[Scrumpy]

While Keith was sunbathing on the Pier
He gasped in shock and came over queer
A seagull perched on his chest
And did a plop over his string vest

[Alex]

While Keith was sunbathing on the Pier
He gasped in shock and came over queer
A seagull perched on his chest
And did a plop over his string vest
Great thought Keith, that means good luck for the coming year.


Percy grew up in Peckham on the Bellend Road

[Scrumpy]

Percy grew up in Peckham on the Bellend Road
His mucker was Del-boy and down the market they sold
Blow-up toys ,videos and there was nothing finer
All good stuff , very cheap and all made in China

[Scrumpy]

Percy grew up in Peckham on the Bellend Road
His mucker was Del-boy and down the market they sold
Blow-up toys, videos and there was nothing finer
All good stuff, very cheap and all made in China
They even had some bracelets that were 'real gold'

[Mups]

While  Percy sat eating his toast
He suddenly fancied a day at the coast