Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

And me!! 🤭🤣


'I've pulled' said Ken, with a great big grin
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Ruthio

I've pulled' said Ken, with a great big grin
"Think again!" said Maisie, as she kicked him on the shin 🤯

klondike

I've pulled' said Ken, with a great big grin
"Think again!" said Maisie, as she kicked his shin 🤯
You may think that I'm not fussy
Think again as I'm no hussie
But ask again when you've bought gin

Ken nipped off to get some booze
Maybe then he'd get a shmooze

Mups

Ken nipped off to get some booze
Maybe then he'd get a shmooze 
He wanted to be sure -
So he bought a bit more

klondike

Ken nipped off to get some booze
Maybe then he'd get a shmooze
He wanted to be sure -
So he bought a bit more
Too much - he's dropped off in a snooze

GrannyMac

There was a young fellow from Bury
Who did everything in a hurry
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

There was a young fellow from Bury
Who did everything in a hurry 
He even did a fast hop
When he went to the shop

Alex

There was a young fellow from Bury
Who did everything in a hurry
He even did a fast hop
When he went to the shop
Along with his bessie mate Terry

London was home to poor Fred
But now the place filled him with dread

Ruthio

London was home to poor Fred
But now the place filled him with dread
So many sad thoughts

GrannyMac

London was home to poor Fred
But now the place filled him with dread
So many sad thoughts
About friends, he'd lost lots
Now his neighbours are strangers instead.
  
             



Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

#6025
While pruning his roses one day
Ben thought he heard someone shout  . .  'Hey'

GrannyMac

While pruning his roses one day
Ben thought he heard someone shout  . .  'Hey'
Doing a quick turn around
He fell to the ground
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Ruthio

While pruning his roses one day
Ben thought he heard someone shout  . .  'Hey'
Doing a quick turn around
He fell to the ground
And there he still lies today!

Mups


Alex

One bright sunny day in Gwent
Taff noticed his flag pole was bent