Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Josh was tired of being on his own
Until one day he met lovely Joan
But Harry was also in on the act
He too liked Joan and that's a fact 
Then there was Billy , who was also out all alone

[Alex]

Bertie from Bowland got lost on the moors

[Scrumpy]

Bertie from Bowland got lost on the moors
He kept passing bushes that he'd passed before

[Ruthio]

Bertie from Bowland got lost on the moors
He kept passing bushes that he'd passed before
Round in circles he went 

[Mups]

Bertie from Bowland got lost on the moors
He kept passing bushes that he'd passed before
Round in circles he went 
Till his energy was all spent

[Alex]

Bertie from Bowland got lost on the moors
He kept passing bushes that he'd passed before
Round in circles he went
Till his energy was all spent
And his cries had made him quite hoarse

[GrannyMac]

Daisy went on a shopping spree
A new frock, new shoes, and out for tea

[klondike]

Daisy went on a shopping spree
A new frock, new shoes, and out for tea
Something special from Anne Summers
Tomorrow's a visit by the plumbers 

[Mups]

Daisy went on a shopping spree
A new frock, new shoes, and out for tea
Something special from Anne Summers
Tomorrow's a visit by the plumbers  
She loved looking good for all to see.


While watching an old film on tv
About a circus training a flea
Fred fancied a cuppa - 
Along with some supper

[GrannyMac]

While watching an old film on tv
About a circus training a flea
Fred fancied a cuppa -
Along with some supper
Fish, chips, and mushy peas.

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Off to the chippy Fred did go
Where he bumped into his old mate, Joe

[klondike]

Off to the chippy Fred did go
Where he bumped into his old mate, Joe
Hi there Joe How's things going
Not so good my age is showing
Check my hair - it's white as snow

Never mind your hair old chap

[Scrumpy]

Never mind your hair old chap
I'm as bald as a coot and my feet are flat

[Mups]

Never mind your hair old chap
I'm as bald as a coot and my feet are flat 
I've got nowt that don't ache
And all my teeth are fake

[Scrumpy]

Never mind your hair old chap
I'm as bald as a coot and my feet are flat
I've got nowt that don't ache
And all my teeth are fake
And I'm being treated for the cl*p


        

[Ruthio]

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That really made me laugh out loud!!!