Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

An animal lover called Nellie
Had a house that others thought smelly
Her cat litter trays
Often got left many days
Til they smelled like the slums in Dehli

[Scrumpy]

[Mups]

Bertie fancied an early night
He had a quick tea, only a bite
'Jamas on, he got into bed

[GrannyMac]

Bertie fancied an early night
He had a quick tea, only a bite
'Jamas on, he got into bed
'It saves on heating' went thru his head
There's nowt wrong with being a bit tight.

             ***********

Bertie's wife Babs didn't agree
She liked to stay up, watching TV

[Scrumpy]

Bertie's wife Babs didn't agree
She liked to stay up watching TV
The heating on high and socks on her feet
Babs would soon doze off in her comfy seat

[Mups]

Bertie's wife Babs didn't agree
She liked to stay up watching TV
The heating on high and socks on her feet
Babs would soon doze off in her comfy seat 
With her little dog on her knee.


Barry sat on a bench down the park
And saw a young couple having a lark

[Scrumpy]

Barry sat on a bench down the park
And saw a young couple having a lark
His glasses steamed up and he got all hot
He never did this with his wife Dot

[Mups]

Barry sat on a bench down the park
And saw a young couple having a lark
His glasses steamed up and he got all hot
He never did this with his wife Dot 
It even made his dog bark.


A heat wave is coming, so they say

[klondike]

A heat wave is coming, so they say
We already had it back in May
All we'll get is wind, rain and storming
They'll put it down to global warming
We had better weather back in the day

[Mups]

Barry got his grass cut today
It was almost turning to hay

[klondike]

Barry got his grass cut today
It was almost turning to hay
Soon there'll be a hosepipe ban

[Mups]

Barry got his grass cut today
It was almost turning to hay
Soon there'll be a hosepipe ban 
And we'll have to water the best we can

[GrannyMac]

It was almost turning to hay
Soon there'll be a hosepipe ban
And we'll have to water the best we can
For that privilege we have to pay

            ***********

[Scrumpy]

Granny missed out a line in the last verse
It often happens, it's not a first
I might do the same Thurs-day
If I can't think of nowt to say

[Mups]

Granny missed out a line in the last verse
It often happens, it's not a first
I might do the same Thurs-day
If I can't think of nowt to say 
These limericks's are getting worse.  


Josh was tired of being on his own
Until one day he met lovely Joan