Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

The old folks home went on a trip
The charabanc setting off at quite a clip
Shame about the red light
Speeding through it gave Bessy a fright

[GrannyMac]

The old folks home went on a trip
The charabanc setting off at quite a clip
Shame about the red light
Speeding through it gave Bessy a fright
Even worse, Harry broke his left hip!
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T'was a hot summers day down in Rhyl

[Michael Rolls]

T'was a hot summers day down in Rhyl
And Jennifer felt rather ill

[GrannyMac]

T'was a hot summers day down in Rhyl
And Jennifer felt rather ill
Some seafood she'd had

[Michael Rolls]

T'was a hot summers day down in Rhyl
And Jennifer felt rather ill
Some seafood she'd had
Must have been bad

[GrannyMac]

'Twas a hot summers day down in Rhyl
And Jennifer felt rather ill
Some seafood she'd had
Must have been bad
For days she was sick and felt chills

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Peter's garden was in a state

[klondike]

Peter's garden was in a state
Full of weeds and broken gate

[Michael Rolls]

Peter's garden was in a state
Full of weeds and broken gate
But Peter cared not a jot

[klondike]

Peter's garden was in a state
Full of weeds and broken gate
But Peter cared not a jot
For in that garden he grew his pot

[GrannyMac]

Peter's garden was in a state
Full of weeds and broken gate
But Peter cared not a jot
For in that garden he grew his pot
Which he happily smoked wih his best mate

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There's a lot going on at ITV

[klondike]

There's a lot going on at ITV
That Schofield creep and Willoughby

[GrannyMac]

There's a lot going on at ITV
That Schofield creep and Willoughby
He's finished, done

[klondike]

There's a lot going on at ITV
That Schofield creep and Willoughby
He's finished, done
So no more fun

[GrannyMac]

There's a lot going on at ITV
That Schofield creep and Willoughby
He's finished, done
So no more fun
They've had to vacate the settee.

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An elderly gent name of Mick

[Michael Rolls]

An elderly gent name of Mick
Was known to be somewhat thick