Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Bill set out for the seaside on a train
Lost his ticket and couldn't explain
He got turfed off at Reading
Were he quite lost his heading
And lamented his age addled brain

When Tim got up the other day

[Michael Rolls]

When Tim got up the other day
He found that a lodger had come to stay

[Scrumpy]

When Tim got up the other day
He found that a lodger had come to stay
It had long, long legs and eyes of green

[GrannyMac]

When Tim got up the other day
He found that a lodger had come to stay
It had long, long legs and eyes of green
Was it male, female or in between?

[Michael Rolls]

When Tim got up the other day
He found that a lodger had come to stay
It had long, long legs and eyes of green
Was it male, female or in between?
No, it was a Martian come to prey!


An elegant young man from Belfast

[GrannyMac]

An elegant young man from Belfast
Really hoped his romance would last

[Michael Rolls]

An elegant young man from Belfast
Really hoped his romance would last
But his hope was in vain

[klondike]

An elegant young man from Belfast
Really hoped his romance would last
But his hope was in vain
When he dropped the ring down the drain

[Michael Rolls]

An elegant young man from Belfast
Really hoped his romance would last
But his hope was in vain
When he dropped the ring down the drain
So he went on a seven day fast


His family though Tom quite a clot

[klondike]

His family though Tom quite a clot
He really did talk mostly rot

[GrannyMac]

His family though Tom quite a clot
He really did talk mostly rot
On subjects obscure

[Michael Rolls]

though his intentions were pure

[Scrumpy]

His family thought Tom quite a clot
He really did talk mostly rot
On subjects obscure
Though his intentions were pure
But not when it came to our Dot

The old folks home went on a trip

[klondike]

The old folks home went on a trip
The charabanc setting off at quite a clip

[Michael Rolls]

The old folks home went on a trip
The charabanc setting off at quite a clip
Shame about the red light