Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

An elderly gent name of Mick
Was known to be somewhat thick
His diet was plain

[Michael Rolls]

An elderly gent name of Mick
Was known to be somewhat thick
His diet was plain
Just fish from the main

[klondike]

An elderly gent name of Mick
Was known to be somewhat thick
His diet was plain
Just fish in the main
Which he let is pussy cat lick

A lazy old man from Saint Ives

[GrannyMac]

A lazy old man from Saint Ives
Believed he had several wives 

[Scrumpy]

A lazy old man from Saint Ives
Believed he had several wives
He had Val down the road

[Michael Rolls]

A lazy old man from Saint Ives
Believed he had several wives
He had Val down the road
And wild oats he sowed

[klondike]

A randy old man from Saint Ives
Believed he had several wives
He had six down the road
And the wild oats he sowed
Livened up all of their lives

Tracy went to the Co-Op today

[Scrumpy]

Tracey went to the Co-op today
Bargain Spam was there on display

[klondike]

Tracey went to the Co-op today
Bargain Spam was there on display
Bypassing that she bought some whisky

[GrannyMac]

Tracey went to the Co-op today
Bargain Spam was there on display
Bypassing that she bought some whisky
She likes the way it makes her frisky

[Michael Rolls]

racey went to the Co-op today
Bargain Spam was there on display
Bypassing that she bought some whisky
She likes the way it makes her frisky
But not how much she has to pay


There once was a copper called Bill

[GrannyMac]

There once was a copper called Bill
Whose presence could give you a chill

[Scrumpy]

There once was a copper called Bill
Whose presence could give you a chill
He carried a baton 

[Scrumpy]

There once was a copper called Bill
Whose presence could give you a chill
He carried a baton
Shouted 'Let me get at 'em'

[klondike]

There once was a copper called Bill
Whose presence could give you a chill
He carried a baton
Shouted 'Let me get at 'em
Cracking skulls requires all my skill

Tom loved to stroll along the shore