Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Cyril bought a pompom hat
He thought 'I'll look pretty good in that' 
He polished his shoes and brushed his hair
Trimmed his beard then had a stare
"Oh no!", he cried, "I look a right prat!"

[klondike]

Cyril bought a pompom hat
He thought 'I'll look pretty good in that'
He polished his shoes and brushed his hair
Trimmed his beard then had a stare
Others thought he looked a prat

[GrannyMac]

Cyril and Joe thought they'd do a swap
The pompom hat for Joe's tweed flat cap

[Scrumpy]

Cyril and Joe thought they'd do a swap
The pompom hat for Joe's tweed flat cap
One went to Lidle the other to Marks
An old banger and a Rolls in the car parks

[Mups]

Cyril and Joe thought they'd do a swap
The pompom hat for Joe's tweed flat cap
One went to Lidle the other to Marks
An old banger and a Rolls in the car parks 
Neither were suited, so 'twas a bit of a flop.


Mups found a baby Wren on her lawn
Poor little thing was exhausted and worn

[Scrumpy]

Mups found a baby Wren on her lawn
Poor little thing was exhausted and worn
She put it in a box and laid it in the rough
But the Tom cat from next door gobbled it up

[Mups]

Mups found a baby Wren on her lawn
Poor little thing was exhausted and worn
She put it in a box and laid it in the rough
But the Tom cat from next door gobbled it up
And left Mups so forlorn.

*

The thunder rumbled,  the rain poured down
Mick looked out his window with a big frown

[Scrumpy]

The thunder rumbled, the rain poured down
Mick looked out of his window with a big frown
Alexa lied she said 'No rain today'
He decided to throw that bloody gadget away

[Mups]

The thunder rumbled, the rain poured down
Mick looked out of his window with a big frown
Alexa lied she said 'No rain today'
He decided to throw that bloody gadget away 
He'd get more sense from a Clown!


When Barry joined an exercise class

[klondike]

When Barry joined an exercise class
He resolved to check progress with a looking glass
Despite a year without any beer
His wife remarked with a nasty sneer
Yet still you have that big fat

[Scrumpy]

Ethel was the pot .. calling the kettle black
She also had a bum that was very, very fat

[klondike]

Ethel was the pot .. calling the kettle black
She also had a bum that was very, very fat
As she walked it had a life all of it's own
As could be expected at nearly twenty stone

[Mups]

Ethel was the pot .. calling the kettle black
She also had a bum that was very, very fat
As she walked it had a life all of it's own
As could be expected at nearly twenty stone  
And then she sat on the cat!


The poor cat gasped and then swore
And quickly shot out of the door

[klondike]

The poor cat gasped and then swore
And quickly shot out of the door
Luckier than it's little chum
That got stuck right up Ethel's bum
Poot thing lost forever more

[GrannyMac]

Is she a neighbour k?😱


An animal lover called Nellie