Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Cyril bought a pompom hat
He thought 'I'll look pretty good in that' 
He polished his shoes and brushed his hair
Trimmed his beard then had a stare
"Oh no!", he cried, "I look a right prat!"

[klondike]

Cyril bought a pompom hat
He thought 'I'll look pretty good in that'
He polished his shoes and brushed his hair
Trimmed his beard then had a stare
Others thought he looked a prat

[GrannyMac]

Cyril and Joe thought they'd do a swap
The pompom hat for Joe's tweed flat cap

[Scrumpy]

Cyril and Joe thought they'd do a swap
The pompom hat for Joe's tweed flat cap
One went to Lidle the other to Marks
An old banger and a Rolls in the car parks