Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Billy worked the barrows selling loads of tat
From Instamatic cameras to a battered bowler hat

[Scrumpy]

Billy worked the barrows selling loads of tat
From Instamatic cameras to a battered bowler hat
He said it all was 'Pukka'.. and 'Kosher' he said too

[klondike]

Billy worked the barrows selling loads of tat
From Instamatic cameras to a battered bowler hat
He said it all was 'Pukka'.. and 'Kosher' he said too
While underneath the barrow the magazines were blue 

[Michael Rolls]

Billy worked the barrows selling loads of tat
From Instamatic cameras to a battered bowler hat
He said it all was 'Pukka'.. and 'Kosher' he said too
While underneath the barrow the magazines were blue
But he needed the money to feed his large cat


While locked in a cell to serve out his time

[Scrumpy]

While locked in his cell to serve out his time
Smiffy was told to 'reflect on his crime'

[Michael Rolls]

While locked in his cell to serve out his time
Smiffy was told to 'reflect on his crime'
He claimed he'd been framed

[klondike]

While locked in his cell to serve out his time
Smiffy was told to 'reflect on his crime'
He claimed he'd been framed
Someone else should be blamed

[Michael Rolls]

While locked in his cell to serve out his time
Smiffy was told to 'reflect on his crime'
He claimed he'd been framed
Someone else should be blamed
But the staff just laughed all the time


There was a poor widow from Trent

[GrannyMac]

There was a poor widow from Trent
Who set her cap at a wealthy old gent

[klondike]

There was a poor widow from Trent
Who set her cap at a wealthy old gent
She hitched up her skirt

[Michael Rolls]

There was a poor widow from Trent
Who set her cap at a wealthy old gent
She hitched up her skirt
And started to flirt

[klondike]

There was a poor widow from Trent
Who set her cap at a wealthy old gent
She hitched up her skirt
And started to flirt
Then out on a date the happy pair went

Bill set out for the seaside on a train

[Michael Rolls]

Bill set out for the seaside on a train
Lost his ticket and couldn't explain

[Scrumpy]

Bill set out for the seaside on a train
Lost his ticket and couldn't explain
He got turfed off at Reading

[Michael Rolls]

Bill set out for the seaside on a train
Lost his ticket and couldn't explain
He got turfed off at Reading
Were he quite lost his heading