Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

The plumber is a funny fella from Kent
I'm expecting my bank account to be taking a dent
I called him out to repair a leak
But he is in the garden mending my seat 
Now all my money will be spent.


"I've got a stiff neck"  said Fred

[Ruthio]

The plumber is a funny fella from Kent
I'm expecting my bank account to be taking a dent
I called him out to repair a leak
But he is in the garden mending my seat
So this is where all my money went!

[GrannyMac]

'I've got a stiff neck' said Fred
Looking saideways, he can't move his head

[Ruthio]

I've got a stiff neck' said Fred
Looking sideways, he can't move his head
"I'm as stiff as a board!"

[GrannyMac]

I've got a stiff neck' said Fred
Looking sideways, he can't move his head
"I'm as stiff as a board!"
It aches and it's sore
I'm tired, and I'm going to bed.

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Jim was not a fan of the sun
He stayed indoors til day was done 

[Scrumpy]

Jim was not a fan of the sun
He stayed indoors til day was done
Then in his cloak and sharp fangs
He'd fly through a window and on a neck he'd land

[Mups]

Jim was not a fan of the sun
He stayed indoors til day was done
Then in his cloak and sharp fangs
He'd fly through a window and on a neck he'd land 
And that was his idea of fun.

[Mups]

How peaceful to hear the birds sing
And watch a pretty one take to the wing
Then next door's cat -
Puts and end to that

[Ruthio]

How peaceful to hear the birds sing
And watch a pretty one take to the wing
Then next door's cat -
Puts and end to that
And kills them off while my hands I wring 😢 

[Mups]

There was an old Witch from Harrow
Who would sell her wares from a barrow

[Ruthio]

There was an old Witch from Harrow
Who would sell her wares from a barrow
Her broomstick was black 🧙�♀️ 🧹 

[GrannyMac]

There was an old Witch from Harrow
Who would sell her wares from a barrow
Her broomstick was black 🧙�♀️ 🧹
Her knuckles she'd crack
Then try and sell you a marrow.

[Mups]

The old man was snoring in his bed
"Put a sock in it Charlie"  his old wife said