Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

While watching a quiz show on TV
My wife said your turn for tea
Are you sure? I asked at once
You must take me for a dunce
I made the last so it's not me

Well dear husband that depends
Once drunk we could be best of friends

[GrannyMac]

Well dear husband that depends
Once drunk we could be best of friends
And I got lunch so you get tea
A takeaway it had to be

[Scrumpy]

Well dear husband that depends
Once drunk we could be best friends
And I got lunch and you got tea
A takeaway it had to be
And that is where the food fight ends

[Mups]

Tom sat in the shade sipping water
When the phone went - it was his daughter

[klondike]

Tom sat in the shade sipping water
When the phone went - it was his daughter
Dad I'm skint can I borrow fifty
Tom was wishing she'd be more thrifty
But he agreed a lamb to the slaughter

[Mups]

Sally had a phone call late one night

[klondike]

Sally had a phone call late one night
What was said caused quite a fright
Christmas is Cancelled so I've heard
A man called Brian gave me the word

[Mups]

Sally had a phone call late one night
What was said caused quite a fright
Christmas is Cancelled so I've heard
A man called Brian gave me the word 
Sally went back to bed and turned off the light.


Poor Tony had very bad feet
When out he had to find a seat

[klondike]

Poor Tony had very bad feet
When out he had to find a seat
Hello miss may I sit down too?
Sally replied Certainly please enjoy the view

[Mups]

Poor Tony had very bad feet
When out he had to find a seat
Hello miss may I sit down too?
Sally replied Certainly please enjoy the view 
And he thanked her for being so sweet.


They sat for a while and had a nice chat
And then they were joined by a big ginger cat

[Ruthio]

They sat for a while and had a nice chat
And then they were joined by a big ginger cat
He purred and purred 🐈 

[Scrumpy]

They sat for a while and had a nice chat
And then they were joined by a big ginger cat
He purred and he purred
So loud, everyone heard
Then he did a pee on Sally's straw hat..

[Alex]

The plumber is a funny fella from Kent

[klondike]

The plumber is a funny fella from Kent
I'm expecting my bank account to be taking a dent

[Scrumpy]

The plumber is a funny fella from Kent
I'm expecting my bank account to be taking a dent
I called him out to repair a leak
But he is in the garden mending my seat