Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

News says the reservoirs are drying up
Will we have no water to sup ?
We'll have to drink gin, whiskey or Coke

[Mups]

News says the reservoirs are drying up
Will we soon have no water to sup ?
We'll have to drink gin, whiskey or Coke
Both at their prices we'd soon be broke
Oh well -  Cheers, and bottoms up.



There is a young lady in Devon
Who married a man called Bevan

[GrannyMac]

There is a young lady in Devon
Who married a man called Bevan
He made s good living
Was kind and forgiving
With Bevan she thought she'd found heaven!

[Mups]

How I wish I lived by the sea

[Ruthio]

How I wish I lived by the sea
The sea breezes are calling to me

[Scrumpy]

How I wished I lived by the sea
The sea breezes are calling to me
' An ice cream you can lick'
'If you get here quick'

[Mups]

How I wished I lived by the sea
The sea breezes are calling to me
' An ice cream you can lick'
'If you get here quick'
A dream come true for me.


Maybe we're set problems  to learn
Though for serenity and peace we yearn 
But better times come
And life will be more fun
And we'll be wiser from what we learned.

[Ruthio]

Mups is in philosophical mood today 💡 

[Mups]

Mups is in philosophical mood today 💡

Yeah.    I'll pipe down now.  x

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Right,  here we go,  back on track . . .


At Rob's stag-do last November
He made it a night to remember

[Ruthio]

At Rob's stag-do last November
He made it a night to remember
He wore his black speedo pants 🩲 

[GrannyMac]

At Rob's stag-do last November
He made it a night to remember
He wore his black speedo pants 🩲
He drank and he danced
He didn't feel right til December. 😨

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A glamorous woman from Yate
Hoped a medium could foretell her fate

[Mups]

A glamorous woman from Yate
Hoped a medium could foretell her fate 
She hoped for a chance
To find some romance

[GrannyMac]

A glamorous woman from Yate
Hoped a medium could foretell her fate
She hoped for a chance
To find some romance 
She thought she had left it too late 

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The gypsy viewed her crystal ball
Said 'my dear, I can see that you fall
For a guy very soon'
She was over the moon
Hoped he'd be rich, handsome and tall.
 
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[klondike]

A blind date meet was set up at Earls Court
He was  quite plump and rather short
They went for a meal that didn't cost much
He still asked if she would go Dutch
Even so he was a bit of a sport

They arranged a second date
Both to bring along a good mate

[Scrumpy]

They arranged a second date
Both to bring along a good mate
She brought along Eric, he brought along Fred