Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Ruthio must think I'm going blind
Sorry if that sounds unkind
For those with sight problems it's a boon
And it's back to normal view pretty soon
The font in this forum has its own mind!!

[klondike]

Try paste as plain text
Then you won't be so vexed
It will all be quite nice
Is my personal advice
If not then maybe something else next

[Alex]

An old headmaster from Deal

[Ruthio]

An old headmaster from Deal
Had a huge blister on his heel

[klondike]

An old headmaster from Deal
Had a huge blister on his heel
That was caused by his ancient shoes
Held together with rusty screws

 

[Mups]

An old headmaster from Deal
Had a huge blister on his heel
That was caused by his ancient shoes
Held together with rusty screws 
His scrunched toes he couldn't even feel.

*

When Fred went to buy some fruit
He always wore his best suit

[GrannyMac]

When Fred went to buy some fruit
He always wore his best suit
He wanted to impress Daisy May
Who ran the shop every day

[klondike]

When Fred went to buy some fruit
He always wore his best suit
He wanted to impress Daisy May
Who ran the shop every day
Nothing doing til he dabbed on some Brut

[Mups]

Betty knew she had to lose weight
When her bum wedged in the garden gate

[klondike]

Betty knew she had to lose weight
When her bum wedged in the garden gate
Fireman Sam cut her out
She gave him a sultry pout
But Sam didn't rise to the bait

[Ruthio]

My large size font has been on a diet! 🤣

[Mups]

My large size font has been on a diet! 
But fingers crossed, and I'll keep quiet
Klondike fixed it quick
Cos he's a good old stick

[Alex]

My large size font has been on a diet!
But fingers crossed, and I'll keep quiet
Klondike fixed it quick
Cos he's a good old stick
And without him we'd run riot !

[klondike]

He though Ruthio was on her own
As for cause that was unknown
Then lo another bloated post
Did the forum have a ghost?
Bugger! klondike was heard to groan

[Mups]

Why so much hate in the world today
They should be like us, and play all day
It all depends on the bombers skill
Who he hurts, and how many he can kill
There'll be no winners, for peace I pray.

(Sorry,  I got a bit serious there). 


Today at 03:53:00 PM
In the Co-op there were only a few
But a huge bloke just jumped the queue