Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

In the Co-op there were only a few
But a huge bloke just jumped the queue
The cashier, Lil, didn't like his style

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

In the Co-op there were only a few
But a huge bloke just jumped the queue
The cashier, Lil, didn't like his style
Please take your turn she said with a smile

Alex

In the Co-op there were only a few
But a huge bloke just jumped the queue
The cashier, Lil, didn't like his style
Please take your turn she said with a smile
He opened his mouth and the air was blue

A chatty young girl from Madrid

Ruthio

A chatty young girl from Madrid
Who was really only a kid

Mups

A chatty young girl from Madrid
Who was really only a kid 
She thought all the boys
Were there as her toys

GrannyMac

A chatty young girl from Madrid
Who was really only a kid
She thought all the boys
Were there as her toys
To do whatever she bid

A young rugby player called Ted
In the scrum took a kick to the head
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

A young rugby player called Ted
In the scrum took a kick to the head
Ted's head is tough, his mind is slow
The kicker limped off with a broken toe

Alex

A young rugby player called Ted
In the scrum took a kick to the head
Ted's head is tough, his mind is slow
The kicker limped off with a broken toe
Which was shades of purple and red

Scrumpy


Olive put on her best red frock
Today she was appearing in the dock
Charged with lingering in the street
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

#5754
Olive put on her best red frock
Today she was appearing in the dock
Charged with lingering in the street
Offering any blokes a special treat

Yesterday at 09:33:41 AM
Olive put on her best red frock
Today she was appearing in the dock
Charged with lingering in the street
Offering any blokes a special treat
What she'd offered the vicar caused quite a shock

Mups

Mind you, the Vicar can be a naughty boy

Ruthio

Mind you, the Vicar can be a naughty boy,
He secretly films his favourite train toy 🚞