Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Roger got pulled over by PC Plod
As they thought he was a cocky sod
They asked for his licence
Suddenly there was silence

[GrannyMac]

Roger got pulled over by PC Plod
As they thought he was a cockey sod
They asked for his licence
Suddenly there was silence
Roger thought he'd better pray to God!

No licence, a stolen car, an ongoing two year ban
Roger wasn't an honest man

[Ruthio]

No licence, a stolen car, an ongoing two year ban
Roger wasn't an honest man
"Roger you're nicked!"  

[klondike]

No licence, a stolen car, an ongoing two year ban
Roger wasn't an honest man
"Roger you're nicked!"
So that was him licked.

Before the beak the next day
Roger had something to say

[GrannyMac]

No licence, a stolen car, an ongoing two year ban
Roger wasn't an honest man
"Roger you're nicked!"
So that was him licked.
He spent the night in the can.


Before the beak the next day
Roger had something to say
'It's not my fault, it wasn't me,
Its my mental health you see'
The beak said 'five years, take him away'.

[Ruthio]

My font got BIG, now it's gone small!

[Scrumpy]

My font got BIG,now it's gone small!
I did nothing wrong. Nothing at all

[Alex]

My font got BIG,now it's gone small!
I did nothing wrong. Nothing at all
tnew ti ffo dna nottub a desserp I

[klondike]

My font got BIG,now it's gone small!
I did nothing wrong. Nothing at all
tnew ti ffo dna nottub a desserp I
tneb saw draobyek ym thguoht yllaer I

[Mups]

My font got BIG,now it's gone small!
I did nothing wrong. Nothing at all
tnew ti ffo dna nottub a desserp I
tneb saw draobyek ym thguoht yllaer I 
Oh . .  it's alright again, must be me that's a fool!

*

One Monday evening in early May

[GrannyMac]

One Monday evening in early May
Barry was fed up, he wanted to play

[Scrumpy]

One Monday evening in early May
Barry was fed up, he wanted to play
He threw out  his dummy
And screamed for his Mummy

[Ruthio]

One Monday evening in early May
Barry was fed up, he wanted to play
He threw out  his dummy
And screamed for his Mummy
It was going to be a difficult  day!

[klondike]

Ruthio must think I'm going blind
Sorry if that sounds unkind

[Alex]

Ruthio must think I'm going blind
Sorry if that sounds unkind
For those with sight problems it's a boon
And it's back to normal view pretty soon