Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

There was a young woman called Kath
Who wasn't too fond of a bath
But in all this heat
Her shoes stuck to her feet
And her neighbours expressed their wrath 

[Mups]

'Twas on the hottest day of the year
When Phil & Bob went for a cold beer

[Scrumpy]

'Twas the hottest day of the year
When Phil and Bob went for a beer
But the pumps had run dry
Which made some men cry

[Alex]

Twas the hottest day of the year
When Phil and Bob went for a beer
But the pumps had run dry
Which made some men cry
Phil and Bob shed many a tear

[Scrumpy]

Ethel had her jumper on inside out

[Mups]

Ethel had her jumper on inside out
This made her feel 'good luck is about'
So it was left as it was
And just as well because
She'd win the lottery no doubt.

*

As Elsie was washing her hair
A face at the window did stare

[GrannyMac]

As Elsie was washing her hair
A face at the window did stare
It gave her a fright
It was quite late at night
And her flat was up three flights of stairs


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Mary was known for dressing well

[Scrumpy]

As Elsie was washing her hair
A face at the window did stare
It gave her a fright
It was quite late at night
And her flat was up three flights of stairs


          

[Ruthio]

Mary was known for dressing well
Her clothes were  expensive, you could tell

[Mups]

Mary was known for dressing well
Her clothes were  expensive, you could tell 
With all the right labels
Classier than her friend Mabel's




(IWhy the huge print ruthio?) 

[GrannyMac]

Mary was known for dressing well
Her clothes were expensive, you could tell
With all the right labels
Classier than her friend Mabel's
When she put them on Vinted, they would always sell

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Mary's clever shopping tip
Visit the charity shops on every trip

[Ruthio]

Mary's clever shopping tip
Visit the charity shops on every trip
Save loads of money 💰 

[GrannyMac]

Mary's clever shopping tip
Visit the charity shops on every trip
Save loads of money 💰
It's good advice honey,
You're sure to pick up a real snip!

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A young man named Roger  from Deal
Was a demon when he was behind the wheel

[Mups]

A young man named Roger  from Deal
Was a demon when he was behind the wheel 
At traffic lights he combed his curls
And gave a wink to the passing girls

[klondike]

A young man named Roger  from Deal
Was a demon when he was behind the wheel
At traffic lights he combed his curls
And gave a wink to the passing girls
When those lights changed his tyres would squeal

Roger got pulled over by PC Plod