Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Maisie went to a spa for a treat
She had a massage on her back and her feet
The masseuse was Chris
And the treatment was bliss
Chris, of course, could be very discrere

[Scrumpy]

Chris also offered to do the flip side
But charged extra for those that were wide

[Mups]

Chris also offered to do the flip side
But charged extra for those that were wide 
Maisie wondered whether she should
But when she agreed - by gum it was good