Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Lammy has come out in spots
Now he's getting special shots
Of Ozempic ,which helps him talk shite
He believes what he says, he's not too bright
Try as he may he can't join the dots

He's off next week to meet Keir Starmer
He'll creep round him and be a charmer

[Mups]

He's off next week to meet Keir Starmer
He'll creep round him and be a charmer 
They all get on my wick
Not one of 'em I'd pick

[Scrumpy]

He's off next week to meet Keir Starmer
He'll creep around him and be a charmer
They all get on my wick
Not one of 'em I'd pick
I'm gradually becoming a Reformer

[GrannyMac]

The 'honourable' members are making a mint
But causing the rest of us to be pretty skint

[klondike]

The 'honourable' members are making a mint
But causing the rest of us to be pretty skint
For what it's worth here's my twopence
Come May some will be getting their comeuppance

[Mups]

The 'honourable' members are making a mint
But causing the rest of us to be pretty skint
For what it's worth here's my twopence
Come May some will be getting their comeuppance 
So let's hope they take the hint!

[klondike]

There was a young lady from Bangor
Who slipped going out of her door

[Scrumpy]

There was a young lady from Bangor
Who slipped going out of her door
She fell on her bum
 and twisted her thumb

[klondike]

There was a young lady from Bangor
Who slipped going out of her door
She fell on her bum
and twisted her thumb
The air turned blue as she swore

The vicar was shocked and gave a sigh
Not the words but that shapely thigh

[Mups]

The vicar was shocked and gave a sigh
Not the words but that shapely thigh
He bent down to help
As she let out a big yelp

[Ruthio]

The vicar was shocked and gave a sigh
Not the words but that shapely thigh
He bent down to help
As she let out a big yelp
As he gave her a grope on the sly 

[Scrumpy]

[Ruthio]

"How dare you!" she cried, "You're so full of sin"

[Scrumpy]

''How dare you" she cried", "You're so full of sin"
"And how do I know where your hands have been"

[Ruthio]

How dare you" she cried", "You're so full of sin"
"And how do I know where your hands have been"
Lady parishioners beware