Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

How dare you" she cried", "You're so full of sin"
"And how do I know where your hands have been"
Lady parishioners beware
He pretends that he cares
But he doesn't, he's really quite mean.

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Eddie liked egg and chips for tea

      

[Mups]

Eddie liked egg and chips for tea 
Watching telly,  with a tray on his knee
He'd add baked beans for a treat

[Ruthio]

Eddie liked egg and chips for tea 
Watching telly,  with a tray on his knee
He'd add baked beans for a treat
Plus some veg and meat

[GrannyMac]

Eddie liked egg and chips for tea
Watching telly,  with a tray on his knee
He'd add baked beans for a treat
Plus some veg and meat
And finish off with a beer or three.

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Lizzie was a dreadful cook
She never used a recipe book

[klondike]

Lizzie was a dreadful cook
She never used a recipe book
She just chucked random stuff in a pot
Then put up with whatever she got
The secret being not to look

[Scrumpy]

Florrie was having a baby, but she didn't know by who
It could be Fred at 45 or Bert at 22 

[Mups]

Florrie was having a baby, but she didn't know by who
It could be Fred at 45 or Bert at 22  
Will it have black hair or red
'Cos both have been in her bed

[GrannyMac]

Florrie was having a baby, but she didn't know by who
It could be Fred at 45 or Bert at 22 
Will it have black hair or red
'Cos both have been in her bed
It could be worse, there might be two!

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[Mups]

Bert and Elsie had such a big row
After he called her 'a silly old cow'
She slapped his ear
And poured away his beer

[Ruthio]

Bert and Elsie had such a big row
After he called her 'a silly old cow'
She slapped his ear
And poured away his beer
And ran off with the Vicar from Slough

[GrannyMac]

Dave and Ed met in the pub every day
Going home from work, it was on their way

[dextrous63]

Dave and Ed met in the pub every day
Going home from work, it was on their way
But they never had a drink while there

[Scrumpy]

Dave and Ed met in the pub every day
Going home from work, it was on their way
But they never had a drink while there
They just held hands, because they were a pair

[Mups]

Dave and Ed met in the pub every day
Going home from work, it was on their way
But they never had a drink while there
They just held hands, because they were a pair
You should hear what the locals did say!

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Shall we all go off to the coast?
That's what I'd like to do most

[GrannyMac]

Shall we all go off to the coast?
That's what I'd like to do most
Should we go South? The North will be cool
Or maybe the North West, St Annes or Blackpool