Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Oh dear. Shouldn't wheels be round? 
Still,  what can you expect for a pound
A pound may not be much it's true
But Joe has far less cash than you

[Mups]

Oh dear. Shouldn't wheels be round? 
Still,  what can you expect for a pound
A pound may not be much it's true
But Joe has far less cash than you
- And that's how he ended up on the ground.

*

When Ben sat snoring in his chair

[klondike]

When Ben sat snoring in his chair
Bill sneaked up and cut off his hair
Ben awoke and scratched his head

[GrannyMac]

When Ben sat snoring in his chair
Bill sneaked up and cut off his hair
Ben awoke and scratched his head
He felt no hair, just skin instead
I'll get that Bill one day he said.

Ben waited weeks to catch Bill out

[klondike]

Ben waited weeks to catch Bill out
That he would there was no doubt
Then at last came Ben's chance

[Ruthio]

Ben waited weeks to catch Bill out
That he would there was no doubt
Then at last came Ben's chance
He perfected his war dance

[Scrumpy]

Ben waited weeks to catch Bill out
That he would there was no doubt
Then at last came Ben's chance
He perfected his war dance
Bill would end up limping without a doubt

Bertie stood on platform three

[klondike]

Bertie stood on platform three
Got took short and needed a pee
Oh blast here comes the train
Dare he wait it would be a strain

[dextrous63]

Bertie stood on platform three
Got took short and needed a pee
Oh blast here comes the train
Dare he wait it would be a strain
But no, for there is a tree.

Lammy likes his apple pies,

[Mups]

Lammy likes his apple pies, 
But forgot one till it was covered it flies!

[Ruthio]

Lammy likes his apple pies, 
But forgot one till it was covered it flies!
He took one look and then threw up 

[dextrous63]

Lammy likes his apple pies, 
But forgot one till it was covered it flies!
He took one look and then threw up  
Then thought "sod it", and so did sup

[klondike]

Lammy likes his apple pies,
But forgot one till it was covered it flies!
He took one look and then threw up 
Then thought "sod it", and so did sup
I'm far from sure that that was wise

Lammy has come out in spots
Now he's getting special shots

[dextrous63]

Lammy has come out in spots
Now he's getting special shots
Of Ozempic, which helps him talk shite

[Scrumpy]

Lammy has come out in spots
Now he's getting special shots
Of Ozempic ,which helps him talk shite
He believes what he says, he's not too bright