Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

A Policeman knocked at Len's door
And said Ruthio's wanting some more
But Len's main priority
Was first to eat his afternoon tea

[dextrous63]

A Policeman knocked at Len's door
And said Ruthio's wanting some more
But Len's main priority
Was first to eat his afternoon tea
Before finding his trusty hacksaw


Mac went out to buy a new goat

[klondike]

Mac went out to buy a new goat
He'd shave its hair and weave a new coat
Easier to just buy a coat of course

[Scrumpy]

Mac went out to buy a new goat
He'd shave it's hair and weave a new coat
Easier to buy a coat of course
But being stupid he bought a horse
He got one for a five pound note

Roger was hogging the middle lane

[dextrous63]

Roger was hogging the middle lane
He keeps on doing it again and again 

[Scrumpy]

Roger was hogging the middle lane
He keeps on doing it again and again
Drivers are angry and so are the cops
He only moves over when he wants to get off

[dextrous63]

Roger was hogging the middle lane
He keeps on doing it again and again
Drivers are angry and so are the cops
He only moves over when he wants to get off
He's driving us all insane.

It's funny to watch people eat fish

[Alex]

It's funny to watch people eat fish
Do they really enjoy the dish ?
I can't stand the taste myself

[dextrous63]

It's funny to watch people eat fish
Do they really enjoy the dish ?
I can't stand the taste myself
Even though it's good for your health

[GrannyMac]

It's funny to watch people eat fish
Do they really enjoy the dish ?
I can't stand the taste myself
Even though it's good for your health
I think, with chips, it's delish!

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Joe bought a pushbike, he wanted to get fit

[Ruthio]

Joe bought a pushbike, he wanted to get fit
So yesterday on he hopped and rode around for a bit.,,

[Scrumpy]

Joe bought a pushbike ,he wanted to get fit
So yesterday on he hopped and rode around for a bit.,,
He wore his best red shorts and a helmet on his head

[Alex]

Joe bought a pushbike ,he wanted to get fit
So yesterday on he hopped and rode around for a bit.,,
He wore his best red shorts and a helmet on his head
His high performance cycling jersey was also a bright red

[klondike]

Joe bought a pushbike ,he wanted to get fit
So yesterday on he hopped and rode around for a bit.,,
He wore his best red shorts and a helmet on his head
His high performance cycling jersey was also a bright red
When he fell off he felt an absolute nit

Oh dear. Shouldn't wheels be round?

[Mups]

Oh dear. Shouldn't wheels be round? 
Still,  what can you expect for a pound