Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

A handsome young man from Penzance
Was wearing some skiddy old pants 
He saw some on Bob's washing line
And he thought "They'll do me fine"

[klondike]

A handsome young man from Penzance
Was wearing some skiddy old pants
He saw some on Bob's washing line
And he thought "They'll do me fine"
He had them away leaving a note saying "Thanks :-)"

Bob went out to take his washing in
His temper flared when he saw that grin

[Mups]

Bob went out to take his washing in
His temper flared when he saw that grin 
He knew who it was
And he knew this because
It wasn't the first time he'd crept in.



Bob needed to get his pants back
He knew the thief was called Jack

[Scrumpy]

Bob needed to get his pants back
He knew the thief was called  Jack
He hung out knickers a size eight
Jack swapped his pants ,he took the bait

[klondike]

Bob needed to get his pants back
He knew the thief was called  Jack
He hung out knickers a size eight
Jack swapped his pants ,he took the bait
Most of them disappearing up his crack

[Ruthio]

These rhymes are getting quite rude!  🩳 

[dextrous63]

These rhymes are getting quite rude! 
I write my lines while stark bollock nude,

[klondike]

These rhymes are getting quite rude!
I write my lines while stark bollock nude,
How could you admit to such a thing?
Not as much as a small g-string?
I fear I find that rather lewd

[dextrous63]

Well, Ruthio's chastity belt lock is rusty,

[Mups]

Well, Ruthio's chastity belt lock is rusty,

Is that a reply to Ruthio's comment Dex,  or the start of a new verse? 

[Ruthio]

Always ready for a challenge and a giggle! 🤣🤣🤣
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Alas my chastity belt lock has gone rusty 😪

[Mups]

Alas my chastity belt lock has gone rusty 😪
And Fred said -  a little bit musty

[dextrous63]

Is that a reply to Ruthio's comment Dex,  or the start of a new verse? 

New verse😬

April 13, 2025, 11:11:45 PM
Alas my chastity belt lock has gone rusty 😪 
And Fred said -  a little bit musty
So how are we to get it open?
Perhaps with a bit of coal tar soap on.

[Mups]

Alas my chastity belt lock has gone rusty 😪
And Fred said -  a little bit musty
So how are we to get it open?
Perhaps with a bit of coal tar soap on
And give her a chance to get lusty!

*

A Policeman knocked at Len's door

[dextrous63]

A Policeman knocked at Len's door
And said Ruthio's wanting some more


😬😬😬