Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

A miserly couple from Dunoon
Were out saving electric under the moon
Their keys they forgot

[Scrumpy]

A misery couple from Dunoon
Were out saving electric under the moon
Their keys they forgot
Into the house they could not

[klondike]

A miserly couple from Dunoon
Were out saving electric under the moon
Their keys they forgot
Into the house they could not
And were locked out til mid afternoon

Bill's lawn looked more weeds than grass


 

[Scrumpy]

Bill's lawn looked more weeds than grass
And dandelions were growing fast

[GrannyMac]

Bill's lawn looked more weeds than grass
And dandelions were growing fast
So he borrowed a sheep

[Ashy]

Bill's lawn looked more weeds than grass
And dandelions were growing fast
So he borrowed a sheep 
Which soon earned its keep

[Michael Rolls]

Bill's lawn looked more weeds than grass
And dandelions were growing fast
So he borrowed a sheep
Which soon earned its keep
As the time for mint sauce was long past


A loveable rogue name of Jim

[klondike]

A loveable rogue name of Jim 
Whose favourite tipple was gin

[Michael Rolls]

A loveable rogue name of Jim
Whose favourite tipple was gin
Once stopped at a pub

[Scrumpy]

A loveable rogue name of Jim
Who's favourite tipple was gin
Once stopped at a pub
For a game of darts and some grub

[GrannyMac]

A loveable rogue name of Jim
Who's favourite tipple was gin
Once stopped at a pub
For a game of darts and some grub
A meat pie, two pints, and a win!
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A clever young lady from Wales

[Scrumpy]

A clever young lady from Wales
Wed a 94yr old millionaire from the Dales

[Michael Rolls]

A clever young lady from Wales
Wed a 94yr old millionaire from the Dales
When asked for her reason

[klondike]

A clever young lady from Wales
Wed a 94yr old millionaire from the Dales
When asked for her reason
She replied they are legion

[Scrumpy]

A clever young lady from Wales
Wed a 94yr old millionaire from the Dales
When asked for her reason
She replied  they are legion
and the money helps when all else fails

Billy worked the barrows selling loads of tat