Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

There once once was an honest MP
Which may sound unlikely to thee
But strange as it seems
He had no dodgy schemes

[Michael Rolls]

There once once was an honest MP
Which may sound unlikely to thee
But strange as it seems
He had no dodgy schemes
Not even seeking a fee


A mutinous fellahin crew from Bombay

[klondike]

A mutinous fellahin crew from Bombay
Declared they'd only sail for more pay

[Michael Rolls]

A mutinous fellahin crew from Bombay
Declared they'd only sail for more pay
but their ship sprung a leak

[klondike]

A mutinous fellahin crew from Bombay
Declared they'd only sail for more pay
But their ship sprung a leak
And they were laid off for a week

[Michael Rolls]

A mutinous fellahin crew from Bombay
Declared they'd only sail for more pay
But their ship sprung a leak
And they were laid off for a week
But they soon oulived their stay


Moaning Minnie from Lancs

[GrannyMac]

Moaning Minnie from Lancs
Never ever trusted banks

[Michael Rolls]

Moaning Minnie from Lancs
Never ever trusted banks
So kept her cash in a box

[GrannyMac]

Moaning Minnie from Lancs
Never ever trusted banks
So kept her cash in a box
In a drawer with her socks

[Michael Rolls]

Moaning Minnie from Lancs
Never ever trusted banks
So kept her cash in a box
In a drawer with her socks
Which she bought from a couple of Yanks


Little Jack Horner wouldn't sit in the corner

[Scrumpy]

Little Jack Horner wouldn't sit in the corner
He wanted to sit with his friend Dora

[Michael Rolls]

Little Jack Horner wouldn't sit in the corner
He wanted to sit with his friend Dora
But teacher said 'No!'

[klondike]

Little Jack Horner wouldn't sit in the corner
He wanted to sit with his friend Dora
But teacher said 'No!'
'Or out you must go'

[Michael Rolls]

Little Jack Horner wouldn't sit in the corner
He wanted to sit with his friend Dora
But teacher said 'No!'
'Or out you must go'
So Jack made eyes at young Laura

A miserly couple from Dunoon

[klondike]

A miserly couple from Dunoon
Were out saving electric under the moon