Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Len liked the finer things in life
A big posh car, and glamorous wife
He took out loans, it was all on tick
'Cos Len really was a bit of a dick
Making the repayments a source of strife

Oh dear Len's card has been declined

[Ruthio]

Oh dear Len's card has been declined
Too many ladies he wined and dined

[Scrumpy]

Oh dear Len's card has been declined
Too many ladies he wined and dined
And he got a ticket for parking on a yellow

[klondike]

Oh dear Len's card has been declined
Too many ladies he wined and dined
And he got a ticket for parking on a yellow
Which he tore in shreds and started to bellow

[Mups]

Oh dear Len's card has been declined
Too many ladies he wined and dined
And he got a ticket for parking on a yellow
Which he tore in shreds and started to bellow
But nevertheless, he still got fined.


April 11, 2025, 02:25:24 PM

Ben called in the car wash today

[Scrumpy]

Ben called in the car wash today
But he forgot to take his car

[GrannyMac]

Ben called in the car wash today
But he forgot to take his car

🤣🤣

April 11, 2025, 08:53:39 PM
Ben called in the car wash today
How much it cost caused him dismay

[Mups]

Ben called in the car wash today
How much it cost caused him dismay 
Because he'd left his wallet at home
So quickly got on the phone

[klondike]

Ben called in the car wash today
How much it cost caused him dismay
Because he'd left his wallet at home
So quickly got on the phone
Without the fee there'd be no spray

[Mups]

Old Fred had too much to drink
He spent all his pension in a blink

[klondike]

Old Fred had too much to drink
He spent all his pension in a blink
Missing rent he'd be on the street

[GrannyMac]

Old Fred had too much to drink
He spent all his pension in a blink
Missing rent he'd be on the street
He couldn't afford to heat or eat

[klondike]

Old Fred had too much to drink
He spent all his pension in a blink
Missing rent he'd be on the street
He couldn't afford to heat or eat
Fred never did stop to think

[Alex]

A handsome young man from Penzance

[klondike]

A handsome young man from Penzance
Was wearing some skiddy old pants