Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

That plan didn't work , so Bob asked her out
'Come for a drink in Spoons, it's my shout'
That didn't bring much of a smile
Andre's Restaurant would be nearer the style
But he hoped all this wasn't just for now't

[GrannyMac]

Meg and Bob met at Spoons for their date,
Two halves he bought, Meg thought 'cheapskate'

[Mups]

Meg and Bob met at Spoons for their date,
Two halves he bought, Meg thought 'cheapskate' 
Followed by one sandwich to share
Meg was by then in despair

[Scrumpy]

Meg and Bob met at Spoons for their date,
Two halves he bought, Meg thought 'cheapskate'
Followed by one sandwich to share
Meg was by then in despair
They even ate from the same plate

[Mups]

As Albert  turned over the page
He yawned and began feeling his age

[Ruthio]

As Albert  turned over the page
He yawned and began feeling his age
His eyelids began to droop 💤 

[GrannyMac]

As Albert  turned over the page
He yawned and began feeling his age
His eyelids began to droop 💤
His face almost went in his soup
His wife shook him roughly with rage

               ***********

There was a young woman from Perth
Who had quite an enormous girth

[Ruthio]

There was a young woman from Perth
Who had quite an enormous girth
She decided to lose some weight 

[Mups]

There was a young woman from Perth
Who had quite an enormous girth
She decided to lose some weight 
But had she left it too late?

[Mups]

There was a young woman from Perth
Who had quite an enormous girth
She decided to lose some weight 
But had she left it too late? 
Perhaps the effort cost more than its worth.

* *

There was a nice cafe in Surrey

[Alex]

There was a nice cafe in Surrey
Where they served up a really hot curry

[Mups]

There was a nice cafe in Surrey
Where they served up a really hot curry 
"I'm sweating"  Len said
As he stuffed some Naan bread

[dextrous63]

There was a nice cafe in Surrey
Where they served up a really hot curry 
"I'm sweating"  Len said
As he stuffed some Naan bread
And ran to the loo in a hurry.

Len liked the finer things in life

[Mups]

Len liked the finer things in life 
A big posh car, and glamorous wife

[GrannyMac]

Len liked the finer things in life
A big posh car, and glamorous wife
He took out loans, it was all on tick
'Cos Len really was a bit of a dick