Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

Barry stood at the altar dressed in his Sunday best
'Sunday Best' to him was a new string vest
He wasn't getting married
But in the church he tarried
Hoping that some woman might admire his chest.
   
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Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

How long will this warm weather last?
Or will we get another cold, icy blast

klondike

How long will this warm weather last?
Or will we get another cold, icy blast
Ne're cast a clout til may be out
Is my advice without a doubt

Mups

How long will this warm weather last?
Or will we get another cold, icy blast
Ne're cast a clout til may be out
Is my advice without a doubt 
Though summer is coming fast.

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Ben sat with his bowl of Bran Flakes

Scrumpy



Ben sat with his bowl of Bran Flakes
In the old folks home, along with his mates
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Scrumpy



Ben sat with his bowl of Bran Flakes
In the old folks home, along with his mates
They would bring their teeth round very soon
So they could chew the chops for lunch at noon
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Ben sat with his bowl of Bran Flakes
In the old folks home, along with his mates
They would bring their teeth round very soon
So they could chew the chops for lunch at noon 
Followed later by tea and cakes.