Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

While getting ready for bed
Nel said to her husband Fred
I think it's time you changed those pants
They look mucky enough to grow some plants

[GrannyMac]

While getting ready for bed
Nel said to her husband Fred
I think it's time you changed those pants
They look mucky enough to grow some plants
But they were washed just two weeks ago he said. 🤢

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Peter met Liz to go for a walk
It was time they had a serious talk

[Scrumpy]

Peter met Liz to go for a walk
It was time they had a serious talk
Should they have a secret affair
Make love! kiss!  Would they dare !

[klondike]

Peter met Liz to go for a walk
It was time they had a serious talk
Should they have a secret affair
Make love! kiss!  Would they dare !
Remember Peter's missus has eyes like a hawk

[Ruthio]

So they decided to go to bed 🛌 🤔 

[klondike]

So they decided to go to bed 🛌 🤔
Knickers bra and boxers shed
Peter had just come off of nights
He nodded off when Liz dimmed the lights
Liz lost her cool. She just saw red.

Liz elbowed Peter with a mighty dig
Wake up you gormless dozy pig

[GrannyMac]

Liz elbowed Peter with a mighty dig
Wake up you gormless dozy pig
You might as well sleep in your own bed
Not lie in mine as if you're dead

[Ruthio]

Liz elbowed Peter with a mighty dig
Wake up you gormless dozy pig
You might as well sleep in your own bed
Not lie in mine as if you're dead
I'm out of here, I need a cig 🚬 

[Mups]

So Pete went outside and had his fag
Quietly thinking - "silly old bag"

[Ruthio]

So Pete went outside and had his fag
Quietly thinking - "silly old bag"
Out crept Liz with a truncheon 

[GrannyMac]

So Pete went outside and had his fag
Quietly thinking - "silly old bag"
Out crept Liz with a truncheon
Walloped Pete then went for luncheon  🥴

[Mups]

So Pete went outside and had his fag
Quietly thinking - "silly old bag"
Out crept Liz with a truncheon
Walloped Pete then went for luncheon  🥴 
She has since become another old Lag.

*

Monday mornings soon come round

[Scrumpy]

Monday mornings soon come round
It will happen again. I'll be bound
It happened last week at the same time
They should move it to Tuesday, that would be fine

[klondike]

Monday mornings soon come round
It will happen again. I'll be bound
It happened last week at the same time
They should move it to Tuesday, that would be fine
Shh. It's the men in white coats. Not another sound.

[Ruthio]

Well this is a turn up for the books!!