Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Well this is a turn up for the books!! 
May had her lips done, it changed her looks

[Scrumpy]

Well this is a turn up for the books !!
May had her lips done, it changed her looks
Her lips were full and she had a pout
Her bust was next. Big and bursting out

[Mups]

Well this is a turn up for the books !!
May had her lips done, it changed her looks
Her lips were full and she had a pout
Her bust was next. Big and bursting out 
But they get in the way when she cooks. 

*

Bessy fancied Fish Pie for her tea

[Ruthio]

Bessy fancied Fish Pie for her tea
She was so hungry she thought she could eat three!!

[klondike]

Bessy fancied Fish Pie for her tea
She was so hungry she thought she could eat three!!
She took her time and forced down four
Hmmm. Could she still get through that door?

[Scrumpy]

Bessie fancied Fish Pie for her tea
She was so hungry she thought she could eat three !!
She took her time and forced down four
Hmmm. Could she still get through that door ?
No, the firemen were called to get her free

[klondike]

The firemen took the window out

[Ruthio]

The firemen took the window out
They pulled out Bessie who wore a pout 😡 

[klondike]

The firemen took the window out
They pulled out Bessie who wore a pout 😡
Alas alack poor Bessie's stuck
It sometimes seems she has no luck

[Mups]

The firemen took the window out
They pulled out Bessie who wore a pout 😡
Alas alack poor Bessie's stuck
It sometimes seems she has no luck 
And to top it all,  she's got the gout!

*

One of the firemen,  name of Ed
Cor, she's a whopper, come 'ere Fred

[klondike]

One of the firemen,  name of Ed
Cor, she's a whopper, come 'ere Fred
Ed shoved her shoulders; Fred pulled her feet
Trying to get her out to the street

[Mups]

One of the firemen,  name of Ed
Cor, she's a whopper, come 'ere Fred
Ed shoved her shoulders; Fred pulled her feet
Trying to get her out to the street
"Never seen such a monster"  they said.

*

Then they got called to the local park
A tramp was found in the pond after dark
They shone lights on the water
'Cos they thought they oughta
Then realised someone was having a lark.

[Scrumpy]

There once was a man Ealing

[klondike]

There once was a man Ealing
Who decided to whitewash a ceiling
He mixed it up in a big old bucket
Slopped some on his carpet and cried out blow it
I'm sure we all know that feeling

The once clean carpet now had many a plop
What would clean it? Maybe a mop?

[Mups]

The once clean carpet now had many a plop
What would clean it? Maybe a mop? 
While on his hands and knees
He discovered the carpet had fleas