Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

When Edith worked in the Charity shop
One fine day, in walked a cop
He stopped for a chat (he wasn't a vet Mups!)
Just enquiring about some stolen stuff
Trying to catch somebody on the hop

[Mups]

A very late breakfast today
'Cos I spent too long in the hay

[Scrumpy]

A very late breakfast today
'Cos I spent too long in the hay 
Me and Worzel stayed all night
He kept asking- I said 'I might'

[Alex]

A very late breakfast today
'Cos I spent too long in the hay
Me and Worzel stayed all night
He kept asking- I said 'I might'
But that's what I always say


A tough teenage girl from Chester
Kicked a man who tried to molest her

[GrannyMac]

A tough teenage girl from Chester
Kicked a man who tried to molest her
He went down like a lump
So she gave him a thump

[klondike]

A tough teenage girl from Chester
Kicked a man who tried to molest her
He went down like a lump
So she gave him a thump
Now he can stay down and fester

[Scrumpy]

Tilly found some flowers left at her front door

[Mups]

Tilly found some flowers left at her front door
And they were not there just an hour before

[Ruthio]

Tilly found some flowers left at her front door
And they were not there just an hour before
So who did this kind deed?

[Mups]

Tilly found some flowers left at her front door
And they were not there just an hour before
So who did this kind deed? 
Roses and Tulips, plus a bit of Chickweed!

[Scrumpy]

Tilly found some flowers left at her front door
And they were not there just an hour before
So who did this kind deed ?
Roses and Tulips, plus a bit of Chickweed !
They were left by mistake. Meant for number four

[Ruthio]

Such a disappointment,  Tilly sat and cried 😢 

[Mups]

Such a disappointment,  Tilly sat and cried 😢 
She'd thought they were hers, and it hurt her pride
"Nobody loves me"  - or so she thought

[klondike]

Such a disappointment,  Tilly sat and cried 😢
She'd thought they were hers, and it hurt her pride
"Nobody loves me"  - or so she thought
If anybody asked I'd be up for a bit of sport

[Mups]

Such a disappointment,  Tilly sat and cried 😢
She'd thought they were hers, and it hurt her pride
"Nobody loves me"  - or so she thought
If anybody asked I'd be up for a bit of sport 
But nobody loves me - I'll never be a bride. 


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While getting ready for bed
Nel said to her husband Fred