Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

When George sat watching his telly
he heard a rumble from his belly
But he'd had a big tea
Fish, chips and mushy peas 

[klondike]

When George sat watching his telly
he heard a rumble from his belly
But he'd had a big tea
Fish, chips and mushy peas
Rounded off with raspberry jelly

Oh dear there it goes again
Accompanied by a stabbing pain

[Ruthio]

Oh dear there it goes again
Accompanied by a stabbing pain
Better call the doc

[Scrumpy]

Oh dear there it goes again
Accompanied by a stabbing pain
Better call the doc
Will he answer!- I bet not

[Mups]

Oh dear there it goes again
Accompanied by a stabbing pain
Better call the doc
Will he answer!- I bet not 
It's nearly driving me insane!

*

It will soon be Easter once more

[Ruthio]

It will soon be Easter once more
Hidden chocolate eggs galore

[Scrumpy]

It will soon be Easter once more
Hidden chocolates galore 
All well hidden, near and far
I hope I remember where they are

[Mups]

It will soon be Easter once more
Hidden chocolates galore
All well hidden, near and far
I hope I remember where they are
Because Freddie wants at least four!

* *  *

Pete's  tomato seeds were all growing
He always enjoyed doing seed sowing
Out in his shed
When his wife was in bed

[Scrumpy]

Pete's tomato seeds were all growing
He always enjoyed doing seed sowing
Out in his shed 
When his wife was in bed
And before the birds were crowing

[Alex]

A pretty young girl from Bordeaux
Went on line to find a new beau

[Mups]

A pretty young girl from Bordeaux
Went on line to find a new beau 
She found Andre nearby
And messaged to say Hi

[Ruthio]

A pretty young girl from Bordeaux
Went on line to find a new beau
She found Andre nearby
And messaged to say Hi
And found out that he was a vet

[Mups]

A pretty young girl from Bordeaux
Went on line to find a new beau
She found Andre nearby
And messaged to say Hi
And found out that he was a vet

Ey?  You got your rhymes muddled up Ruthio?   



March 19, 2025, 08:54:00 PM

When Edith worked in the Charity shop
One fine day, in walked a Cop

[Ruthio]

When Edith worked in the Charity shop
One fine day, in walked a Cop
He stopped for a chat (he wasn't a vet, Mups!🤣)

[Scrumpy]

When Edith worked in the Charity shop
One fine day, in walked a cop
He stopped for a chat (he wasn't a vet Mups!)
Just enquiring about some stolen stuff