Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Marjorie got a cleaner to come on every Friday
Who did a good job and didn't forget the bidet

[klondike]

Marjorie got a cleaner to come on every Friday
Who did a good job and didn't forget the bidet
Marge uses it wrong though I'm afraid
The cleaner needs a bucket and spade

[Mups]

Marjorie got a cleaner to come on every Friday
Who did a good job and didn't forget the bidet
Marge uses it wrong though I'm afraid
The cleaner needs a bucket and spade
But everything else left quite tidy.

(Bugger to rhyme that one)!

[Mups]

Nel was preparing her Sunday roast

[klondike]

Nel was preparing her Sunday roast
That's roasted chestnuts served on toast
Poor Nel is a vegan don't you see
Bugger that it wouldn't suit me

[Ruthio]

Nel was preparing her Sunday roast
That's roasted chestnuts served on toast
Poor Nel is a vegan don't you see
Bugger that it wouldn't suit me
I like my roast beef, rarer than most

[Mups]

Weather man said another cold night 

[Ruthio]

Weather man said another cold night 
Huddle warm in bed when the frost doth bite 🧊 

[GrannyMac]

Weather man said another cold night
Huddle warm in bed when the frost doth bite 🧊
Bedsocks, pyjamas and a bobble hat
Hot water bottle, and maybe the cat 🐈 

[Mups]

Weather man said another cold night
Huddle warm in bed when the frost doth bite 🧊
Bedsocks, pyjamas and a bobble hat
Hot water bottle, and maybe the cat 🐈  
And then I will sleep - or I might . .

*

The weeks just seem to fly by

[Mups]

The weeks just seem to fly by 
Another bit older, I sigh

[Ruthio]

The weeks just seem to fly by 
Another bit older, I sigh
Will Winter ever end?

[Mups]

The weeks just seem to fly by 
Another bit older, I sigh
Will Winter ever end? 
It drives me round the bend
I need sunshine and lovely blue sky.

*

When George sat watching his telly

[Silver Tabby]

When George sat watching his telly 
he heard a rumble from his belly

[Mups]

When George sat watching his telly 
he heard a rumble from his belly 
But he'd had a big tea