Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Kathy didn't believe a word he said
She could just see him in this Anne's bed
So she hatched a cunning plot
And waited, her stomach in a knot
Til he came home, his face all red.

              **************

She'd put a tracker in his car
And followed it, it wasn't far

[klondike]

She'd put a tracker in his car
And followed it, it wasn't far
A light upstairs and there's a chink
What's that she spots it looks all pink

[Scrumpy]

She'd put a tracker in his car
And followed it, it wasn't far
A light upstairs and there's a chink
What's that she spots it looks all pink
Her husband in pink frock stood there

[klondike]

She couldn't believe what she saw there
A dozen curlers in his hair

[GrannyMac]

She couldn't believe what she saw there
A dozen curlers in his hair
With make up that would grace a clown
4 inch stilettos, he'd gone to town
On the plus side, there was no affair!

          ***************

Poor Kathy, now she's lost her man
But not as she thought to an affair with Anne

[Scrumpy]

Poor Kathy, now she's lost her man
But not as she thought to an affair with Anne
But to another, who's name was Barry
And sometimes with a bloke called Gary

[Mups]

Poor Kathy, now she's lost her man
But not as she thought to an affair with Anne
But to another, who's name was Barry
And sometimes with a bloke called Gary 
So her marriage went down the pan.



In a small launderette in Bude
A man sat and waited in the nude

[klondike]

In a small launderette in Bude
A man sat and waited in the nude
He sat watching his undies spinning
Ignoring folks who were mostly grinning

[Scrumpy]

In a small launderette in Bude
A man sat and waited in the nude
He sat watching his undies spinning
Ignoring folks who were mostly grinning
He certainly was one cool dude

[Mups]

It was market day down in Kent

[Scrumpy]

It was market day down in Kent
Sally donned her red hat and off she went

[klondike]

It was market day down in Kent
Sally donned her red hat and off she went
Yorkshire sausages are what she saught
She knew the best place they could be bought

[GrannyMac]

It was market day down in Kent
Sally donned her red hat and off she went
Yorkshire sausages are what she sought
She knew the best place they could be bought
From a mobile butcher in a tent.

[Mups]

He was a huge man, with very blue eyes
And was proud that he made his very own pies

[Scrumpy]

He was a huge man with very blue eyes
And was proud that he made his very own pies
His sausages were plump and tasty too
But his meat balls were tough to chew