Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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He was a huge man with very blue eyes
And was proud that he made his very own pies
His sausages were plump and tasty too
But his meat balls were tough to chew
And he seemed to attract lots of flies

Mups


Then Sally went to get some bra hooks
And next, had a browse round the books
As she wandered along
Humming a song

klondike

Then Sally went to get some bra hooks
And next, had a browse round the books
As she wandered along
Humming a song
Which earned her several dirty looks

GrannyMac

The market had numerous stalls
Selling towels, shoes, even ping pong balls
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

The market had numerous stalls
Selling towels, shoes, even ping pong balls 
But she wanted a Pen
For a new friend, Ben

Ruthio

The market had numerous stalls
Selling towels, shoes, even ping pong balls 
But she wanted a Pen
For a new friend, Ben
So he could order new overalls

Mups

Then off she went to Next
To look for a nice warm vest

klondike

Then off she went to Next
To look for a nice warm vest
Oh dear it looks like they've closed down
Soon there'll be no shops in town

Scrumpy



Then off she went to Next
To look for a nice warm vest
Oh dear it looks like they've closed down
Soon there'll be no shops in town
Just charity and coffee shops ,gone are all the rest
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

And last she stopped for a coffee
And bumped into her old mate Poppy

klondike

And last she stopped for a coffee
And bumped into her old mate Poppy
Did you hear about poor old Nell?
Now promise that you'll never tell

Mups

And last she stopped for a coffee
And bumped into her old mate Poppy
Did you hear about poor old Nell?
Now promise that you'll never tell
She's been dumped by her bloke, Rocky.

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GrannyMac

He ran off with a new young floosie
It's his neighbour, name of Susie
She's known around the neighbourhood



Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


He ran off with a new young floosie
It's his neighbour, name of Susie
She's known around the neighbourhood
Lots of rumours, some not good
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..