Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Sally was the Carnival Queen back in fifty-two

[Ruthio]

Sally was the Carnival Queen back in fifty-two
She was gorgeous with raven hair and eyes of blue

[Scrumpy]

Sally was the Carnival Queen back in fifty-two
She was gorgeous with raven hair and eyes of blue
She cut the ribbon at the new Co-op store

[Alex]

Sally was the Carnival Queen back in fifty-two
She was gorgeous with raven hair and eyes of blue
She cut the ribbon at the new Co-op store
Then dropped off her washing at the laundry next door

[Mups]

Sally was the Carnival Queen back in fifty-two
She was gorgeous with raven hair and eyes of blue
She cut the ribbon at the new Co-op store
Then dropped off her washing at the laundry next door 
And went home to make a Beef Stew.


An old man was walking his dog

[Alex]

An old man was walking his dog
He paused a while and sat on a log 

[klondike]

An old man was walking his dog
He paused a while and sat on a log 
A passing stranger greeted him
Well I'll be blowed my old mate Jim

[Scrumpy]

An old man was walking his dog
He paused a while and sat on a log
A passing stranger greeted him
Well I'll be blowed my old mate Jim
 I thought you had popped your clogs.

[Scrumpy]

Kathy knew her husband was 'playing away'
He told her it was football but she thought 'No way'

[klondike]

Kathy knew her husband was 'playing away'
He told her it was football but she thought 'No way'
What team plays late every night?
He must think I'm none too bright

[Mups]

Kathy knew her husband was 'playing away'
He told her it was football but she thought 'No way'
What team plays late every night?
He must think I'm none too bright 
So time I had something to say!


She tackled him when he came home
She'd had a look at his phone

[GrannyMac]

She tackled him when he came home
She'd had a look at his phone
A name came up, who was this Ann?
He claimed she was a football fan
Who followed the team away and at home!

[Mups]

Kathy didn't believe a word he said

[klondike]

Kathy didn't believe a word he said
She could just see him in this Anne's bed
So she hatched a cunning plot

[Ruthio]

Kathy didn't believe a word he said
She could just see him in this Anne's bed
So she hatched a cunning plot
And waited, her stomach in a knot