Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

While sitting in Tesco with his coffee
Bill fancied a slice of Bannoffee
But it was all gone 
So he had a buttered scone

[Mups]

While sitting in Tesco with his coffee
Bill fancied a slice of Bannoffee
But it was all gone
So he had a buttered scone
And finished off with some Toffee.

*

A gorgeous gal moved in near  Fred

[klondike]

A gorgeous gal moved in near  Fred
What she did next just messed with his head

[Mups]

A gorgeous gal moved in near  Fred
What she did next just messed with his head 
She sunbathed in the nude

[klondike]

A gorgeous gal moved in near  Fred
What she did next just messed with his head
She sunbathed in the nude
Was she aware she was being viewed?

[GrannyMac]

A gorgeous gal moved in near  Fred
What she did next just messed with his head
She sunbathed in the nude
Was she aware she was being viewed?
When on a chair her neighbour stood?

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Fred leaned forward to better see
The chair tipped over, and so did he

[klondike]

Fred leaned forward to better see
The chair tipped over, and so did he
Fred toppled down and broke the fence
He was ready to scoot his muscles tense
The young lady came  over and offered him tea

Would you like to join my naturist club?

[Mups]

Would you like to join my naturist club? 
We meet every Saturday down the pub

[Ruthio]

Would you like to join my naturist club? 
We meet every Saturday down the pub
Not a stitch on us

[Mups]

Would you like to join my naturist club? 
We meet every Saturday down the pub
Not a stitch on us 
It can cause quit a fuss

[Mups]

Would you like to join my naturist club? 
We meet every Saturday down the pub
Not a stitch on us 
It can cause quit a fuss 
Even made one of my friends blub.


*

Fred was on his way up to bed

[GrannyMac]

Fred was on his way up to bed
When a sudden thought entered his head

[Scrumpy]

Fred was on his way up to bed
When a sudden thought entered his head
Was he going up the stairs or was he going down

[Scrumpy]

Fred was on his way to bed
When a sudden thought entered his head
Was he going up the stairs or was he going down 
Should he be in his jeans or in his dressing gown !
Too much wine last night.. should have stuck to coke instead

[Mups]

I hear Mavis got a wolf whistle today