Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

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A policeman came, and tapped on the glass
Freddie started the car and stepped on the gas

Ruthio

A policeman came, and tapped on the glass
Freddie started the car and stepped on the gas
He roared up the road

Mups

A policeman came, and tapped on the glass
Freddie started the car and stepped on the gas
He roared up the road 
At the cross roads he slowed

klondike

A policeman came, and tapped on the glass
Freddie started the car and stepped on the gas
He roared up the road
At the cross roads he slowed
To allow a double decker to pass


Mups

Roy looked out the window at the wind and rain

Alex


Roy looked out the window at the wind and rain
He'd so been looking forward to his date with Jane

GrannyMac

Roy looked out the window at the wind and rain
He'd so been looking forward to his date with Jane
He put on his galoshes and his plastic mac

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Roy looked out the window at the wind and rain
He'd so been looking forward to his date with Jane
He put on his galoshes and his plastic mac
It had been raining so much he wanted to quack

Scrumpy


Roy looked out the window at the wind and rain
He'd been so looking forward to his date with Jane
He put on his galoshes and his plastic mac
It had been raining so much he wanted to quack
And what was worse he'd missed his train
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

Poor Jane was left standing in the street
Wondering if this was where they planned to meet
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

Poor Jane was left standing in the street
Wondering if this was where they planned to meet 
She gave up hope - 
And called him a dope

Ruthio

Poor Jane was left standing in the street
Wondering if this was where they planned to meet 
She gave up hope - 
And called him a dope
And then down came a shower of sleet 

Mups

A man sat fishing on the river bank
He ate his sarnies, and then he drank
Then a huge Trout swam by
And winked his eye

Ruthio

A man sat fishing on the river bank
He ate his sarnies, and then he drank
Then a huge Trout swam by
And winked his eye
And he thought he recognised his old friend Frank

Mups