Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Someone stole Freddy's bike
So him and Sue went for a hike

GrannyMac

Someone stole Freddy's bike
So him and Sue went for a hike
She got blisters, his feet were sore
they thought that they could walk no more

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

Someone stole Freddy's bike
So him and Sue went for a hike
She got blisters, his feet were sore
they thought that they could walk no more
They got a lift thinking "What's not to like?"

Two miles on the truck broke down
They all scowled and then to frown


Mups

Two miles on the truck broke down
They all scowled and then to frown
"Shall we get off and walk?"
Was the gist of their talk

klondike

Two miles on the truck broke down
They all scowled and then to frown
"Shall we get off and walk?"
Was the gist of their talk
But fourteen miles to the nearest town?

They decided to try thumbing again
Too far to walk that was plain

Scrumpy

They decided to try thumbing again
Too far to walk that was plain
Then a dust cart came up the road
It was Fred and Bert with a heavy load
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

They decided to try thumbing again
Too far to walk that was plain
Then a dust cart came up the road
It was Fred and Bert with a heavy load
On they hopped as it trundled up the lane 🚚 🚛 

Mups


klondike

When Freddie went on a blind date
He'd arranged to meet up at eight

GrannyMac

When Freddie went on a blind date
He'd arranged to meet up at eight
In his best suit and tie
He was a sight for sore eyes

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy



When Freddie went on a blind date
He'd arranged to meet up at eight
In his best suit and tie
He was a sight for sore eyes
Sue fancied Freddie and she couldn't wait
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio


Scrumpy


Best draw a veil over what came next
No, I'm going to tell. What the heck
They kissed and cuddled in a Mini car
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Best draw a veil over what came next
No, I'm going to tell. What the heck
They kissed and cuddled in a Mini car
But the handbrake wasn't on - and they rolled far

Mups

Best draw a veil over what came next
No, I'm going to tell. What the heck
They kissed and cuddled in a Mini car
But the handbrake wasn't on - and they rolled far 
And ended up in Weedon Bec.

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A policeman came, and tapped on the glass