Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Dave sent Lil a Valentine
All hearts and roses saying 'Please be Mine' 
She guessed it was from Dave -
Although unusually brave
He'd just drunk five glasses of wine🍷 🥂 

[Mups]

It was late and the day was all done

[GrannyMac]

It was late and the day was all done
But the noise from the neighbours had just begun

[Scrumpy]

It was late and the day was all done
But the noise from the neighbours had just begun
They were hanging a picture of uncle Phil
And they needed to use a power drill

[Mups]

It was late and the day was all done
But the noise from the neighbours had just begun
They were hanging a picture of uncle Phil
And they needed to use a power drill 
And I didn't find it much fun!

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When Mavis went to the church fete

[Scrumpy]

When Mavis went to the church fete
She won the raffle. A secret date.

[Alex]

When Mavis went to the church fete
She won the raffle. A secret date.
Bob the butcher was the prize
Mavis couldn't believe her eyes

[GrannyMac]

When Mavis went to the church fete
She won the raffle. A secret date.
Bob the butcher was the prize
Mavis couldn't believe her eyes
He brought her sausages on a plate!

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Dave went shopping up in town
He wanted slippers, and a dressing gown

[Mups]

Dave went shopping up in town
He wanted slippers, and a dressing gown 
But he forgot what he went for
And consequently spent more

[Alex]

Dave went shopping up in town
He wanted slippers, and a dressing gown
But he forgot what he went for
And consequently spent more
He headed for home but his car broke down



Susan and Emma took a trip to Nice

[GrannyMac]

Susan and Emma took a trip to Nice
They fell foul of the French police

[Scrumpy]

Susan and Emma took a trip to Nice
They fell foul of the French police
They were merry on cognac- they'd had a few
 Did the Can Can - their M&S knickers in full view

[klondike]

Susan and Emma took a trip to Nice
They fell foul of the French police
They were merry on cognac- they'd had a few
Did the Can Can - their M&S knickers in full view
Each got seven days for a breach of the peace

That French police cell was truly bad
Enough to drive a poor girl mad

[GrannyMac]

That French police cell was truly bad
Enough to drive a poor girl mad
They paid their fines and scurried home
Their foreign travelling days were done

[Scrumpy]

The French police cell was truly bad
Enough to drive a poor girl mad
They paid their fines and scurried home
Their foreign travelling days were done
Next year it was Skeggy .Which made them sad.