Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

That was the story of Freda and Bert
A determined woman, a butcher in a skirt
Who knew all the best cuts of meat
There was nothing that Bert ,could her, teach

[GrannyMac]

That was the story of Freda and Bert
A determined woman, a butcher in a skirt
Who knew all the best cuts of meat
There was nothing that Bert ,could her, teach
Together forever, and no one was hurt. ❤️ 

[Mups]

Ivy  decided to make Brian a beef stew

[Scrumpy]

Ivy decided to make Brian a beef stew
She has no beef , so Spam would do

[klondike]

Ivy decided to make Brian a beef stew
She has no beef , so Spam would do
My favourite Brian cried
But better when fried

[Scrumpy]

Ivy decided to make Brian a beef stew
She had no beef, so Spam would do
My favourite Brien cried
But better when fried
And that is......very true 






Today at 08:54:58 AM

Brien is a mystery. Does he come from France !
Is he just a wide boy taking a big chance !

[GrannyMac]

Brien is a mystery. Does he come from France !
Is he just a wide boy taking a big chance !
No, Brian's from the Midlands, quite near Brum
He goes on about inheritance , and has a tidy sum
He likes dogs and Wetherspoons, and doesn't want romance.

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A woman from Leeds name of Jean

[Ruthio]

A woman from Leeds name of Jean
Had a dog called Rover, big and mean 

[Alex]

A woman from Leeds name of Jean
Had a dog called Rover, big and mean
She walked him in the park

[GrannyMac]

A woman from Leeds name of Jean
Had a dog called Rover, big and mean
She walked him in the park
Each night after dark