Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

That was the story of Freda and Bert
A determined woman, a butcher in a skirt
Who knew all the best cuts of meat
There was nothing that Bert ,could her, teach

[GrannyMac]

That was the story of Freda and Bert
A determined woman, a butcher in a skirt
Who knew all the best cuts of meat
There was nothing that Bert ,could her, teach
Together forever, and no one was hurt. ❤️ 

[Mups]

Ivy  decided to make Brian a beef stew

[Scrumpy]

Ivy decided to make Brian a beef stew
She has no beef , so Spam would do

[klondike]

Ivy decided to make Brian a beef stew
She has no beef , so Spam would do
My favourite Brian cried
But better when fried

[Scrumpy]

Ivy decided to make Brian a beef stew
She had no beef, so Spam would do
My favourite Brien cried
But better when fried
And that is......very true 






January 30, 2025, 08:54:58 AM

Brien is a mystery. Does he come from France !
Is he just a wide boy taking a big chance !

[GrannyMac]

Brien is a mystery. Does he come from France !
Is he just a wide boy taking a big chance !
No, Brian's from the Midlands, quite near Brum
He goes on about inheritance , and has a tidy sum
He likes dogs and Wetherspoons, and doesn't want romance.

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A woman from Leeds name of Jean

[Ruthio]

A woman from Leeds name of Jean
Had a dog called Rover, big and mean 

[Alex]

A woman from Leeds name of Jean
Had a dog called Rover, big and mean
She walked him in the park

[GrannyMac]

A woman from Leeds name of Jean
Had a dog called Rover, big and mean
She walked him in the park
Each night after dark

[Mups]

A woman from Leeds name of Jean
Had a dog called Rover, big and mean
She walked him in the park
Each night after dark 
And that was the last she was seen.




The Police came and searched the park
They carried on till way after dark

[Scrumpy]

The big top circus.. rolled in to town
Freddie wore a funny hat. Freddie was a clown

[klondike]

The big top circus.. rolled in to town
Freddie wore a funny hat. Freddie was a clown.
Richard didn't wear a hat but he was still a dick

[Scrumpy]

The big top circus.. rolled in to town
Freddy wore a funny hat. Freddie was a clown.
Richard didn't wear a hat but he was still a dick
He waved a magic wand which really was a stick

[klondike]

The big top circus.. rolled in to town
Freddy wore a funny hat. Freddie was a clown.
Richard didn't wear a hat but he was still a dick
He waved a magic wand which really was a stick
Lost his balance waving it and then he tumbled down

Horses had been in the ring just a little while  before
Perhaps you can guess now the reason why he swore