Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Now Bert was shy,he hadn't a clue
But Freda knew just what to do
She said 'Just follow my lead'...
Our Freda was an expert indeed

[klondike]

Now Bert was shy, he hadn't a clue
But Freda knew just what to do
She said, "Just follow my lead..."
Poor Bert could no longer sustain such speed

[Mups]

Now Bert was shy, he hadn't a clue
But Freda knew just what to do
She said, "Just follow my lead..."
Poor Bert could no longer sustain such speed 
So locked himself in the loo.

*  *  *

Poor Freda was left in tears
She'd been longing for Bert for years

[GrannyMac]

Poor Freda was left in tears
She'd been longing for Bert for years
But just as she was going away
Bert plucked up courage and said 'stay'

[klondike]

Poor Freda was left in tears
She'd been longing for Bert for years
But just as she was going away
Bert plucked up courage and said 'stay'
Finally overcoming his fears

Bert removed his butchers smock
And said to Freda please don't mock

[Mups]

Bert removed his butchers smock
And said to Freda please don't mock
Then all was revealed
Their future was sealed

[klondike]

Bert removed his butchers smock
And said to Freda please don't mock
Then all was revealed
Their future was sealed
Bert's huge problem had caused no shock

[Mups]

Freda had a big smile on her face
Things had cracked on at a pace

[Ruthio]

Freda had a big smile on her face
Things had cracked on at a pace
So they both settled down

[klondike]

Freda had a big smile on her face
Things had cracked on at a pace
So they both settled down
Freda dreamed of a gown
A white one edged with nice lace

Now the vicar is reading the banns

[Scrumpy]

Now the vicar is reading the banns
'Those that disagree raise your hands'

[klondike]

Now the vicar is reading the banns
'Those that disagree raise your hands'
Hilda is there
Her hand in the air
Bert is no gent he is trans

[Ruthio]

Good grief! Now what will Freda do?!

[klondike]

Good grief! Now what will Freda do?!
She'll tell Hilda she's a silly moo

[GrannyMac]

Good grief! Now what will Freda do?!
She'll tell Hilda she's a silly moo
Bert's alter ego is a drag queen
But he's a man, as Freda's seen,
Her bun in the oven proves its true.

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That was the story of Freda and Bert
A determined woman, a butcher in a skirt