Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Horses had been in the ring just a little while  before
Perhaps you can guess now the reason why he swore 
There was muck on the floor
Right up to the door

[GrannyMac]

Horses had been in the ring just a little while  before
Perhaps you can guess now the reason why he swore
There was muck on the floor
Right up to the door
Poor Freddie was expected to sweep up and more.

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There was an old fellow from Brighton
Who slept all night with the light on

[Mups]

There was an old fellow from Brighton
Who slept all night with the light on 
And a lamp by his bed
While he sat up and read

[Alex]

There was an old fellow from Brighton
Who slept all night with the light on
And a lamp by his bed
While he sat up and read
Books intended to frighten !

An old man who lived in Barrow
Had for years walked the straight and narrow

[GrannyMac]

An old man who live in Barrow
Had for years walked the straight and narrow
Then after one glass of beer
He grinned from ear to ear

[Ruthio]

An old man who live in Barrow
Had for years walked the straight and narrow
Then after one glass of beer
He grinned from ear to ear
And gobbled through a huge marsh mallow

[Mups]

A fella joined in a new forum
But worried incase he bored 'em

[GrannyMac]

A fella joined in a new forum
But worried incase he bored 'em
He was welcomed by all

[klondike]

A fella joined in a new forum
But worried incase he bored 'em
He was welcomed by all
Even misery guts Paul

[Mups]

A fella joined in a new forum
But worried incase he bored 'em
He was welcomed by all
Even misery guts Paul 
And he wrote all his work with decorum.

*  *  *


Lil sat at the bus stop and froze
She was cold right down to her toes

[klondike]

Lil sat at the bus stop and froze
She was cold right down to her toes
As she sat shivering in a huddle
Joe offered her a cuddle

[Mups]

Lil sat at the bus stop and froze
She was cold right down to her toes
As she sat shivering in a huddle
Joe offered her a cuddle 
And kissed the tip of her nose.

*

One  night old Fred couldn't sleep
Though he counted hundreds if Sheep

[Ruthio]

One  night old Fred couldn't sleep
Though he counted hundreds of Sheep
So he walked round the park

[Mups]

One  night old Fred couldn't sleep
Though he counted hundreds of Sheep
So he walked round the park 
And met a lady called 'Lark'
But her beauty was only skin deep.

*  *  *

Why did Baz have to snore
Sleeping with him was getting a chore

[klondike]

Why did Baz have to snore
Sleeping with him was getting a chore
Not only snores cooled her heart