Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

A nervous young lady from Poole
Had a boyfriend who was clearly a fool
When they went out to eat
He wouldn't touch meat
Then leaned back and fell off his stool

The actress said to the Reverend Billy

[Michael Rolls]

The actress said to the Reverend Billy
'I'm not that sort of girl' silly'

[GrannyMac]

The actress said to the Reverend Billy
'I'm not that sort of girl' silly'
So don't try it on

[klondike]

The actress said to the Reverend Billy
'I'm not that sort of girl' silly'
So don't try it on
Or you'll find me gone

[Michael Rolls]

The actress said to the Reverend Billy
'I'm not that sort of girl' silly'
So don't try it on
Or you'll find me gone
As I gallop away on my filly


A dim-witted fellow from Cork

[GrannyMac]

A dim-witted fellow from Cork
Ate little but cabbage and pork

[Michael Rolls]

A dim-witted fellow from Cork
Ate little but cabbage and pork
The result of this fare

[klondike]

A dim-witted fellow from Cork
Ate little but cabbage and pork
The result of this fare
Was fetid air

[Michael Rolls]

A dim-witted fellow from Cork
Ate little but cabbage and pork
The result of this fare
Was fetid air
Which caused all the village to talk


A dashing young airman from Crewe

[klondike]

A dashing young airman from Crewe
Took off with a buckled airscrew

[Michael Rolls]

A dashing young airman from Crewe
Took off with a buckled airscrew
As it damaged the cowl

[klondike]

A dashing young airman from Crewe
Took off with a buckled airscrew
As it damaged the cowl
He started to scowl

[Michael Rolls]

A dashing young airman from Crewe
Took off with a buckled airscrew
As it damaged the cowl
He started to scowl
As it stopped him from drinking his brew


A bad-tempered doctor from Leicester

[GrannyMac]

A bad tempered doctor from Leicester
Had a cut that was starting to fester

[Michael Rolls]

A bad tempered doctor from Leicester
Had a cut that was starting to fester
So he called for his nurse