Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

The vicar berated his intemperate flock
who drank at all hours of the clock

[GrannyMac]

The vicar berated his intemperate flock
who drank at all hours of the clock
Beer wine and sherry

[Michael Rolls]

The vicar berated his intemperate flock
who drank at all hours of the clock
Beer wine and sherry
Rendered them all quite merry

[klondike]

The vicar berated his intemperate flock
who drank at all hours of the clock
Beer wine and sherry
Rendered them all quite merry
And Bill danced around in his frock

Duncan played a merry jig

[Michael Rolls]

Duncan played a merry jig
And got them dancing at his gig

[GrannyMac]

Duncan played a merry jig
And got them dancing at his gig
The Gordons were gay

[klondike]

Duncan played a merry jig
And got them dancing at his gig
The Gordons were gay
And so was old May

[Michael Rolls]

Duncan played a merry jig
And got them dancing at his gig
The Gordons were gay
And so was old May
But Hamish was sick as a pig


There once was an elegant lord

[klondike]

There once was an elegant lord
Who drove a battered old Ford

[Michael Rolls]

There once was an elegant lord
Who drove a battered old Ford
this dreadful old banger

[klondike]

There once was an elegant lord
Who drove a battered old Ford
This dreadful old banger
Was worth less than a tanner

[Michael Rolls]

There once was an elegant lord
Who drove a battered old Ford
This dreadful old banger
Was worth less than a tanner
But was all that the Lord could afford


A nervous young lady from Poole

[GrannyMac]

A nervous young lady from Poole 
Had a boyfriend who was clearly a fool

[klondike]

A nervous young lady from Poole
Had a boyfriend who was clearly a fool
When they went out to eat

[Michael Rolls]

A nervous young lady from Poole
Had a boyfriend who was clearly a fool
When they went out to eat
He wouldn't touch meat