Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

A bad tempered doctor from Leicester
Had a cut that was starting to fester
So he called for his nurse
But she made it worse!

[Michael Rolls]

A bad tempered doctor from Leicester
Had a cut that was starting to fester
So he called for his nurse
But she made it worse!
So the police came round to arrest her!


A timid young lady named Jill

[klondike]

A timid young lady named Jill
Was dismayed by her telephone bill

[Michael Rolls]

A timid young lady named Jill
Was dismayed by her telephone bill
So she took up e-mailing

[klondike]

A timid young lady named Jill
Was dismayed by her telephone bill
So she took up emailing
Which stopped her from wailing

[Michael Rolls]

A timid young lady named Jill
Was dismayed by her telephone bill
So she took up emailing
Which stopped her from wailing
Of the telephone she had now had her fill


A cunning young rascal for Cardiff

[klondike]

A cunning young rascal from Cardiff
Found an easy old fellow to stiff

[Michael Rolls]

A cunning young rascal from Cardiff
Found an easy old fellow to stiff
As he went through his wallet

[klondike]

Looks like everybody is stumped finding an appropriate rhyme for wallet.  Cardiff was tricky too. Maybe a different third line Mike?

[Michael Rolls]

How about

A cunning young rascal from Cardiff
Found an easy old fellow to stiff
As he went through his pockets

[klondike]

A cunning young rascal from Cardiff
Found an easy old fellow to stiff
As he went through his pockets
He stole some gold lockets

[Michael Rolls]

A cunning young rascal from Cardiff
Found an easy old fellow to stiff
As he went through his pockets
He stole some gold lockets
And tossed them over a cliff


There once was a young man from Rome

[GrannyMac]

There once was a young man from Rome
Who travelled a long way from home 

[klondike]

There once was a young man from Rome
Who travelled a long way from home
While walking through Bicester

[Michael Rolls]

There once was a young man from Rome
Who travelled a long way from home
While walking through Bicester
He met up with his sister